It’s Hot…even for a penguin.

It is hot outside.  Why is Mother Nature doing this!? She’s making our lives horrible. Listen to me! Do not go outside for anything. You’ll burn up. You’ll melt! I am not leaving my house. I won’t go out. I mean it. I won’t be. I will skip running. This heat is too much. I took a snapshot of the local weather this morning. See for yourself. Oh, pardon the crappy photoshop. I am a noob. No matter. It’s F**king hot!

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Fence Wrecker

I haven’t shared a dream with you in a while. I had a few while on vacation but never did recall much of them when I woke up. One was about a neighborhood and an alien invasion. I think my neighbor had a time traveling device that was gonna help save the world. The other dream was me going to work but flipping out cause I had on a pair of shorts. There was more to it but like I said, that is all I can recall. Maybe I was that lazy on vacation that even the thought of recalling a dream was too much work. Yes. I was pretty lazy on my vacation. Am I upset? No. Would I do it again. Yes.

I did dream last night. This was a pretty good dream. No zombies in this dream. It’s not even that off the wall. Not sure what or how I even got this in my head but you can read the dream below. Repeating myself like always, I’ll add what dreammoods.com says the dream means. You be the judge. Deep meaning or just a eff’ed up dream.

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Q & A: The Legend of the Dead Zombie Wife

The Dead Zombie Wife story has been going on for at least a year now. It is a made up story. I like to call the legend, factual fiction. I am going to answer some questions I’ve been asked and some questions I am going to pretend I was asked. The part of this post is to shed some light on the story and why I write what I write. Enjoy.

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