Wrong Turn To Iowa

If you’re going to a friend’s house, make sure you don’t miss the exit. Things happen when you miss the exit.

Please, if you’re going to drink, don’t miss your exit. If you’re going to kidnap someone, don’t forget about putting them in the trunk. Drinking and kidnapping don’t mix – especially in Iowa.

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