Nature Calls
We all have had this problem before. You’ve had a few too many drinks and now you need to use the facilities. You’re not home and the only place you have is the public restroom. What do you do!? You’re … Continue reading
Tag Archives: germs
30,000 Feet And Nowhere To Go: Flight Three
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vgQAHhc-hbY”
I was leaving North Carolina and heading back home. I sat at the airport and waited. I didn’t run to the gate the instant I arrived. I sat alone and savored a cold drink (soda) before I walked down the … Continue reading
30,000 Feet And Nowhere To Go: Flight Two
I got off the plane and followed the signs to reach my gate. After weaving left and weaving right, I approached the gate. I sate down and turned my phone off airplane mode. I was pretty excited about that. I’ve … Continue reading
30,000 Feet And Nowhere To Go: Flight One
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PZ2QFmJ7h0A”
I have previously mentioned that I am somewhat of a germaphobe. I don’t like being touched. I hate shaking hands. I can’t leave out the constant coughing, sneezing, gagging, hacking, and all the others that fit into that category. I … Continue reading
Renewing My License
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RgifNPtK_LQ”
My driver’s license was to expire next month. It was time for me to renew it. After getting all the needed ID’s credentials, I made my way to the license bureau. I was told when I went in the entire … Continue reading
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Tagged bar, booze, captain planet, drinking, driver license, driving, germs, license, mechanical bull, party, urine
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Don’t Touch.
During this whole work out people call mass, you have to shake hands with the person next to you. “Peace be with you.” The only peace I like, is peace and quiet. There is really no escaping the shaking hands … Continue reading
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Tagged bathroom stalls, clean, dont get sick, dont touch me, fist bump, germs, hugging, hugs, i dont use urinals, kissing, restrooms, rubs, shake hands, shaking hands, touching me, washing hands, Work
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