I think my life of crime is catching up to me. The FBI isn’t taking it lightly and before the month, possibly the week is up, I will be arrested the FBI. I was unaware that after 25+ years the FBI was watching me. They are not going to let me go. I will need to pay for my crime and will face the judge and the jury. If you have ever stolen a candy bar from a grocery store, you too may be on their list. I was 4 years old and swiping that snickers off the shelf, started my life of crime and put me on the FBI’s most wanted list. If you don’t believe me then read the following e-mail. All this for stealing a candy bar. Looks like my life is over.
The email has not been altered in any way. I received this today. If you got the same email, let me know. I want to know how deep the Bureau is going to capture all of us.