05/31/16
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Why I Won’t Help Those Less Fortunate

I like to blog about things that happen in my life. It’s what I do. This is a random encounter I had and made me question the people on the road begging for money. I like to think of myself as a good person. I really want to help people. I may come across as an asshole and such but I really am a nice guy, even if I am easily confused. While that has no relation to this story, I wanted to throw that out there. That bitch can die. You never and I mean never ask someone if they are medically or mentally disabled in anyway. It just isn’t right and quite frankly, it’s an invasion of privacy. Again, that side note has nothing to do with the story at hand. I just wanted to throw it out there cause that lady pissed me off and I don’t care if a bus ran her over, killing her and disposing this world of a terrible and heartless bitch. After saying I am good person, I go off and say that. Meh. To the story…

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05/27/16
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40 Things More Exciting Than Deadpool.

I have been pestered by people about this movie. They would go on and on about how deadpoolgreat this movie is. How funny and original it is. I never cared to see this movie. I didn’t listen to the critics or people from work about the greatness of this flick. I shrugged it off about went about my way to do more important things. Things that are more important than watching a movie about a man in a red spandex suit. But I did take the plunge and dropped the six dollars (thanks, U-Verse) and watched the movie.  Continue reading

05/22/16
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An Open Letter To The Sharpie People

To whom it may concern,

I am a user of your markers. They are the best. Being in the work field that I am in, I am in constant need of a marker. I could be cheap and grab a Crayola marker but those are for children and being a man-child and as much as I prefer the scented markers, I don’t think working for a million dollar+ company and caught using markers that smell like apple, bananas, chocolate, or grape. It won’t speak too highly of me. I opt out of using those and go with the brand that has a name that embodies the greatness of markers.

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09/16/14
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Adrian Peterson Is A Schmuck

He is the worst kind of person. You never hit kids. I don’t care who he is or how great of player he is. He deserves everything coming to him. In light of the whole scandal, I always have to make light of the situation. The NFL is falling apart. Rice is beating up women. Now we have Peterson feeling it’s okay to hit children. The line was crossed. No matter why he hit the kid, it isn’t right. There are better ways to raise your kids. I hope he gets what is coming to him,

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