I was playing with my iPhone and I decided to ask Siri a barrage of questions. Some of her answers were bleh and some were her being the snide little tramp that she is. I decided to see what Siri would say when I told her I was depressed. She decided humor is the best medicine.
I said this to my roommate earlier today when he asked me to,
I laughed. He did too.
Before I get to this hilarious joke, I want to apologize for slacking on the blogging. I ran into a bit of a slump. I had nothing to say till now. I have a few ideas lined up but instead of posting a heart-felt entry or something sarcastic, I decided to post a punny joke. If you know me, you know this following joke will be funny as hell. Cause I am f**king funny guy. Honestly, my jokes make women weak in the knees. If you don’t laugh at this joke, you have no sense of humor. If you groan at it, then you are a douche. Laugh. I know you will. Cause I did. Anyway… here’s the joke. Comedy special, here I come!
This is a joke I thought up at 2:49am on March 19th. I woke up and quickly wrote it down. Cause it was funny at 2am and it is still funny at 9pm. Trust me. My jokes are awesome.
For your enjoyment…