Noises Heard In The Sky

Have you gone outside lately and listened to your surroundings? You haven’t!? Do me a favor and go outside. Listen to the world around you. Do you hear anything? Maybe some sirens wailing in the distance. Maybe the humming of air conditioning units. Possibly something more loud. You’ll know it when you hear it. It’s loud. Very loud. Don’t pass it off as nothing or just kids shooting off fireworks. That’s what people want you to believe. Step out of your comfort zone and have an opened mind.

You should make note the next time you hear a loud boom go off around your area. What was just a rare occurrence is now becoming a global enigma. No one can quite put their finger on what is causing these noises. We can all speculate whatever we want. It might be the fireworks mentioned above or maybe these sounds are not of this world. Maybe they are government related controlled. I dug around the web for any information on it. Below are some “facts” I have collected. Below is what I believe is going on. We are not alone. We know it. The government knows it. None of this will matter come December 21, 2012. We’ll be gone. Earth will be no more.

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I got a secret

It’s funny. This entry was going to be about the temperature in my apartment and it became something else. I decided to confess something. It’s been eating away at me for years. It’s something I never told my sister. Who knows what she’ll do when she finds out. I’ve kept this from her for many years. Now I am telling you.

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Lost Star Wars Drawings

I love finding things. You never know if something you come across is worth any money. I never really get to experience that sort of thing. I’ve found things but they are of no value. It’s just trash. That’s all I ever find. At least, that’s what I thought I would always find.

I came across a huge find when I was helping my bedridden mother clean out her attic. My mother, a huge Star Wars fan, had boxes of VHS tapes and old toys from when the first three movies came out. She never did anything with them. I am sure some of the toys belonged to my brothers and my sisters but from the condition they are in, I couldn’t pawn them off and make any money.

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I Went To A Mormon Service: Part 2

This post will finish off the previous one. I already discussed how I sat in on a Sacrament meeting. Not gonna lie. Still odd calling it that and not calling it, mass. I could have left after the service was over but I didn’t. Elder S an Elder D didn’t twist my arm and demand that I go. They politely asked if I had plans. I’m on vacation. I don’t have plans. Being lazy is my plan. God doesn’t care much for sloths. I saw Se7en. I know what happens to people who don’t follow the 7 Deadly Sins- Kevin Spacey comes after you.

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I Went To A Mormon Service: Part I

MissionariesThis will be a 2 part post. I want to cover the sacrament part in ‘part one’ and ‘part two’ will be the sunday school/bible study and the 3rd part of the service where the men all gathered in a room to talk about guy stuff. If you find this blog and you’re a member of the LDS, don’t be offended by what I write. I respect your beliefs. While I do find some things odd, I am not going to stone you for your beliefs. I am writing what I witnessed during the service and also adding my humor and take on it. Will I attend the service again? Maybe. Will I convert? Doubtful. I started talking to the missionaries not because I wanted to become a member of your church but because your religion intrigues me. All religions do. As of now, I am still on this Mormon (LDS) kick. You can read their addition to the Dead Zombie Wife legend here. These two Elders (Elder D. and Elder S) invited me to attend service with them. It’s hard when I work on the Holy Day. I did promise them I would join them. It wasn’t an empty promise. I want to attend a mass. I really do. I just need to have that day off and when you work in the business of retail, getting a weekend off is darn near impossible.

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