August Stats – Part II: Food

Welcome to the second part of my monthly stats of the food (or poisons) and drinks I put inside my body. I am late, so very late, on posting the data for everything I ate the last few months. I will do all I can to get them all up on the site before this month is up. Wish me luck on that.

I mentioned how I am going to change the format of how I post the stats. I’ll basically just be listing the items I ate instead of breaking it down between breakfast, lunch, and dinner. I feel bad for not keeping on top of this like I have down all year. But I am happy that I have kept this up. The year is about over and I still have logged everything I’ve ate and drank for the past 10 months. Impressive? I believe so. Let’s end this babbling and get to the reason behind this post.


  • 11 Donuts were had in the month of August
    • 9 were maple cinnamon rolls
    • 1 was a maple long john
    • 1 was a chocolate long john

Cookies & Bars:

  • I had a total of 16 cookies and 3 bars. Breaking it down,
    • 3 were oatmeal raisin cookies
    • 9 were chocolate chip cookies
    • 4 were m&m cookies
    • 3 were peanut butter & jam bars (I’ll post the recipe later.)

Bagels & Muffins:

  • I had 4 bagels. All were blueberry bagels
  • I had 2 muffins
    • 1 was a mini pumpkin muffin
    • 1 was a jumbo blueberry muffin


  • I had a total of 3 yogurts
    • 2 were blueberry with granola
    • 1 was raspberry with granola


  • Had a total of 5 types of candy
    • 1 was a box of hot tamales (saw Inception)
    • 1 was a hershey kiss
    • 1 was a reeses peanut butter cup mini
    • 2 pieces of kiwi strawberry gum

Dining Out:

  • 2 visits to Popeye’s Chicken
    • 2 legs, 4 thighs
    • 2 biscuits
    • 2 mashed potatoes with gravy
  • 3 visits to Bob Evans
    • 6 over easy eggs
    • 9 pieces of bacon
    • 6 pancakes
    • 3 orders of white toast
  • 1 visit to Ming Garden
    • 1 order of General Tso Chicken
    • 1 order of steamed rice
  • 2 visits to 54 Street Bar & Grill
    • 2 Four Plays
      • 16 mozzarella sticks
      • 10 boneless buffalo chicken wings
      • 8 chicken quesadillas
      • 4 celery sticks
      • 2 orders of marinara dipping sauce
  • 1 Papa Johns Pizza Night
    • 8 slices of cheese pizza
      • 6 hot and 2 nuked
    • 5 cinnamon sticks
  • 1 visit to Subway
    • Cold Cut Combo (lettuce, tomato, salt & pepper, vinegar & oil)
    • 1 bag of original Sun Chips
  • 1 visit to Tomfooleries
    • 1 Enchilada dip with chips
  • 1 tray of Nachos and Cheese (Inception)

Eating At Work:

  • 4 wraps
    • 3 chicken wraps
      • 3 sides of tator tots
    • 1 BLT Wrap
      • 1 side of tator tots
  • 1 Triple Decker Turkey Club
    • 1 side of tator tots
  • 1 Bacon Cheeseburger
    • 1 side of onion rings
  • 1 Grilled Turkey Club
  • 6 plates of Medium Spicy Beef Lo Mein (no vegetables, no oyster sauce)
    • 1 New York Style Cheesecake
  • 1 Maid Rite Burger

Snacking At Work:

  • 2 strips of bacon
  • 3 pieces of sausage
    • 1 link
    • 2 patties
  • 2 yeast rolls
  • 1 sloppy joe on a wheat roll
  • 1 burger with cheese (no bun)
  • 1/2 breakfast bar (ham & cheese)
  • 3 bags of chips
    • 2 pretzels
    • 1 original Sun Chip
  • 1 taste test of a Venita’s treat (picture below)
    • mozzarella cheese, pesto, asiago, on a ciabatta roll

Random Times I Actually Eat At Home:

  • 4 Tostino’s Pizza
    • 2 cheese pizzas
    • 2 pepperoni pizzas
  • 2 bowls of cinnamon toast crunch
  • 7Beef hot dogs
  • 1 plate of macaroni and cheese
  • 8 Peanut butter and Raspberry Jam Sandwiches
  • 1 taste test of peanut butter cookie dough
  • 18 Valerian Pills


August Stats – Part I: Drinks

I don’t know what happened. I really cannot explain why I slacked on the updating on my food and drink stats. My best guess is work. We started back up on our school accounts. They are a very tedious process and take all the life from me. That really isn’t an excuse. I do have days off. Lately, I have been blogging about the most random crap imaginable. I have finally decided to make the day that I return to getting updated with my stats. I am going to be posting one everyday. I say that now but come tomorrow, I’ll forget and get even further behind. Anyway, on with the stats.

Oh, and since I am behind, I am probably going to switch up the format I normally did. Being so far behind, I am not sure what I had for lunch or for breakfast. Maybe next month, I’ll go back to the way it was. Till then, I am doing it half-assed.


I had a total of 66 coffees. That is more than I had in the month of July. I still enjoy my cop of java in the morning and if I am off, I’ll fix me a cup or I head to Starbucks for a little something stronger.

  • 4 of those coffees were from Starbucks. I was on vacation during this month. I wasn’t really for running around. I tended to be a recluse. Sure, I went out sometimes. But I stayed home and brewed my own. Which is why,
  • 19 of those were Folger’s instant coffee.
  • 10 were had at Bob Evans. The 10 I drank were had during my 3 visits to my favorite breakfast place.
  • Finishing off the rest of my coffee, I had a total of 33 cups of coffee at work. Most days, I have two cups. There have been times I only have one. There’s been the rare occasions when I have 3. I get pretty wired on three. Too much coffee and it makes me jittery.


I am sorry. I love soda far too much to ever quit drinking it. As I was writing up the stats for the month of August, I was appalled at the amount I drank that month. I could slow down on drinking it. Ha. Like that’ll happen. During the month of August, I had a grand total of 62 sodas. Like normal,

  • 58 were Coke
    • 21 were had at work.
    • 31 were cans of coke.
    • 4 were the 20 oz plastic bottles of coke
    • 1 was a large Burger King coke.
    • 1 was had at the movies when I went to see, “Inception”
  • 4 were Pepsi
    • 1 was a can of Pepsi
    • The last 3 were from take-out.
      • 2 from Popeye’s Chicken
      • 1 was from Ming Garden


I like juice. I am just not a very big juice drinker. When the year started, I was pretty good at having a juice about every few days. But that time has passed. I am back to skipping the juice and just going with the coffee.I had a measly 8 glasses of juice.

  • 3 were Orange Juices had at Bob Evans.
  • 3 were tall glasses of Minute Maid Orange Juices had at home.
  • The last 2, were 16 oz. bottles had at work.


This is a given. I don’t think there is a week that goes by without me drinking someone bad for my liver. For the month of August, I had 77 alcoholic beverages.

  • 72 were Bud Lights
    • 15 were had at the Bars
    • The other 57 were bud light bottles I had at home or at a friends house.
  • 2 were Coronas
  • 2 were Miller Lights
  • 1 was a Natty Light

I am still in awe that I haven’t drank Captain Morgan in such a long time. I best be getting around to it again. I have 2 bottles sitting on my fridge. Soon. I’ll drink them soon.


This is the rest of the crap I drank during the month of August. I did drink water but compared to the month of July, it doesn’t compare. If I would have drank more of nature’s beverage, I’d have put it in its’ own category.

  • 10 8 oz tumblers of water
  • 1 32 oz. Powerade Fruit Punch
  • 7 Chocolate Milk Pints
  • 4 Tall glasses of Lemonade

There are the stats for the month of August. I will do my best to post the food I ate for this month tomorrow. Believe me, I hit myself every night for not keeping up to date with all this. I don’t like falling behind. There are plenty of post I am wanting to share but these have to get finished before I go out and change the subject again. Thank you for reading. I’ll see you next time.


July Stats – Part II: Food

After covering what I drank last month, you’re probably overly excited to see what I ate last month. I know. I would be too. It’s thrilling to see what I ate. I will say this. After months of promising myself to buy groceries, I finally did. There was a reason. I am on vacation. Or I was this week. I didn’t want to leave the house. So I had to stock up on food. It’s nice having food. It’s nice knowing that I don’t have to go to McDonald’s or Burger King just to stop the cravings. Then again, the human body can last 4 to 6 weeks without eating. After that, you might look at the person next to you and wonder, “Do people taste like chicken or pork?”

Grab a snack. I’ll wait.

You got one? Good. Let’s start.


  • I still enjoy a nice bagel in the morning. I don’t bother heating it up or adding cream cheese bagel sauce to it. I just eat it plain. I like bagel sauce. I prefer spreading butter and jam on it. I just eat it plain. If I am at home, then yes. I will add the butter, jam, or bagel sauce to it. Last month I had 10 bagels.
    • 9 of those bagels were blueberry. By far, my favorite bagel. I just love blueberries.
    • 1 bagel was an cinnamon raisin bagel. It would have been a blueberry but the morning bakers didn’t have any ready. It was still good. I like cinnamon. Honestly, the smell of cinnamon is joy to me.
  • Since I switched to bagels, I don’t eat many donuts at work anymore. I still love donuts. I miss Dunkin’ Donuts. There is a store I can go to but traveling 30 minutes for a donut is lame. They have the best strawberry donuts. I had a total of 7 donuts. One more than last month. Of those seven donuts,
    • 1 was from work. It was a maple long john.
    • 6 were from the local gas station, Quick-Trip. They were,
      • 3 maple long johns.
      • 3 chocolate long johns.
  • I made 4 trips to Bob Evans in the month of July. It’s tradition! I stick to the same meal. My mother does too. I stick with the Farmer’s Choice. The meal includes, eggs, bacon, toast, pancakes. Together, I had…
    • 8 eggs over easy.
    • 12 pieces of bacon.
    • 8 pancakes with syrup. No butter. I hate butter on my pancakes.
    • 4 orders of white toast.
  • Last month I had 5 yogurts. This month, I only had a total of 1.
    • It was a Blueberry yogurt with granola.

Lunch (work meals):

It seems it is becoming an issue for me trying to find meals at work. You work at a place for 16 years, you are bound to run into the same issue. I bet people at McDonald’s and such have the same issue. I would hate to work at place like that. Having to eat that food day in and day out. At least where I work, I have many choices. It’s just getting harder to decide. I should try and make it a weekly thing. You know, make each day of the week a certain meal. Like every Sunday, I get the Beef Lo Mein (thank you, John! It’s always amazing!). Who knows. It will only leave me with 7 different meals. But I can always bend the rules.

  • 8 of my meals at work were the ever popular, Medium Spicy Beef Lo Mein (no vegetables, no oyster sauce)
    • I enjoyed a nice piece of New York Style Cheesecake with this 3 times.
  • I had 4 different wraps on break. Wraps have become a staple now. If we can, we are wanting to make a special menu with wraps and burgers to offer people for lunch. Make them signature items only found at our store. Of these 4 wraps,
    • 3 were BLT wraps. One of my favorite wraps.
      • 1 side of baked beans.
      • 1 side of macaroni and cheese.
      • 1 side of tortellini pasta.
      • 1 yeast roll.
    • 1 grilled chicken wrap. Not as good as the BLT but still good. Of course it’s good. I made it. No side with this wrap. *sad panda*
  • I had a whopping total of 6 pulled pork sandwiches.
    • 4 were smaller sandwiches.
    • 2 were larger sandwiches with sides.
      • 2 side of baked beans.
      • 2 side of macaroni and cheese.
      • 2 yeast roll.
      • 1 slice of Dorthy’s strawberry cheesecake (I love that woman.)
  • 1 Burnt End Sandwich. I didn’t want this. I don’t like Burnt Ends. But they mixed up handing the sandwiches to us. When I took a bit (without looking), I noticed their error. Eff you, Jake ate the Fat Man. You ruined my lunch.
  • 2 BBQ Brisket Sandwiches. I do love BBQ. Far too much. Damn, that sheet is good!
    • 2 sides of macaroni and cheese.
    • 1 side of baked beans.
    • 1 yeast roll.
    • 1 piece of white cake with frosting.
  • 1/2 of a Grilled Club. I got busy at work and didn’t get the time to enjoy it all.
  • 1 Bacon Cheeseburger (lettuce, tomato, cheese, bacon, ketchup…)
    • 1 order of tator tots on the side.
  • 2 Foot Long Beef Hot Dog.
  • 1 Angus Beef Hamburger


I visited the pizza joint called ‘Pizza Street’. Went there with my sister. When there, I had…

  • 1 visit to Pizza Street.
    • 1 slice of Pineapple Ham Pizza.
    • 1 slice of Alfredo Pizza.
    • 2 slices of Baked Potato Pizza.
    • 2 slices of Pepperoni Pizza.
  • 1 foot long cold cut combo.
  • 1 6 inch cold cut combo. (would have been a foot long, but couldn’t finish it for some reason.)
  • 1 visit to Philly Time.
    • 1 Deluxe Philly Steak.
    • 1 Philly Time Chocolate Chip Cookie.
    • 1 side of Philly Time Onion Rings.
  • 3 McDonald’s 20 piece chicken nuggets
    • 6 sweet and sour sauces.
    • 6 BBQ sauces.


  • 1 visit to Ming Garden.
    • General Tso Chicken and steamed rice.
  • 2 large Papa John’s Cheese Pizza (12 slices total)
    • 7 hot slices
    • 5 nuked slices
  • 11 Papa John’s Cinnamon Sticks
  • 1 Tostino’s Cheese Pizza (BURNT!!)
    • I finally got the oven fixed!
  • 1 Tupperware of Fettuccine Chicken Pasta made by my friend. (thanks, babe!)
  • 2 Slices of Minsky’s Taco Pizza

DISCLAIMER: I am really not too sure what I had for lunch and what I had for dinner. I tried to keep track of it by marking what I had for lunch and what was for dinner. But I slip. I try to judge. Usually, I skip lunch. I am just too lazy to leave the house. By the time I do, It’s about 5 or 6. I like food. I do. Just lazy.

Drinking Snacks:

  • 1 Butterfinger Bar. Was at the bowling alley. I like to make note that I cannot play. I think I scored a 50. Maybe 60. I don’t know. I can’t bowl and my co-worker Adam can’t dance.
  • 1 8 piece mozzarella stick basket at 54 Street.


  • 1 Snickers Bar.
  • 12 Cookies.
    • 2 Jumbo Monster Cookies.
    • 4 Jumbo Chocolate Chip Cookies.
    • 4 Small Chocolate Chip Cookies.
    • 2 Small M&M Cookies.
  • 1 Strawberry Strudel
  • 1 Box of Hot Tamales (went to see, Dinner For Schmucks)
  • 2 Single Off Brand Peanut Butter Cups (mini)
  • 1 Yeast Roll.
  • 4 Tator Tots

Taste Testing:

  • 1/3 size Pancake on a stick (with sausage link inside)
  • 1 piece of Polish Sausage


  • 18 Valerian Pills
    • Don’t think I am dying anymore. I just take them cause.

July Stats – Part I: Drinks

I would like to apologize about my lack of updating. I am on a hiatus. Or, I was. I will explain it later in a some to come post. I had many chances to post the stats but I just didn’t have the urge to. I just kept saying, “tomorrow. I’ll do it tomorrow.” Guess I was wrong. Now, after 2 weeks, I finally found the energy I needed to get this posted. I will get the six months stats posted. I just have slacked on that too. Anyway, here are the stats from last month.


This is a shocker. I had only 48 coffees this month. This is the lowest number I have had all year for coffee. I don’t know why. I have been coming in later to work than normal. Maybe that is a reason why. It’s okay. I am sure next month (August) will be back to normal. I need my coffee. I like my coffee. It’s my drug. Let’s see where each of those cups came from.

  • 15 of those were from Starbucks. More than last month. I only had 9 last month. I have been finding myself going their more than usual. Not a big deal. I was just happy I was cutting back on it.
  • Normally, I can have close to 40 cups of coffee from work. This time around, I only had 20 of the small cups of coffee from work. That is a huge difference from the normal. Last month, I had close to 50. 47 to be exact. What on earth did I do to totally eff up my normal intake?
  • The last of my coffee came from Bob Evans. I made 4 trips there. From all the refilling and my carefully and precise calculations, I had 13 cups of coffee from Bob. Which is about right. I have about 3 cups per visit.


Still my weakness. Something I doubt I will ever kick to the side. Gal at work is already at 2 weeks. Maybe less, maybe more. Still, she’s doing fantastic. I did it for a week. It wasn’t what was killing me. I thought it was. So since I took the caffeine out of the ‘why am I dying’ pile, I went back to over indulging in the sweet, sweet soda. Aside from my unnecessary babble, I had a grand total of  63. Sheet! It went up from last month. Even if you include the week without soda, it’s still more.

  • 58 were Cokes.
    • 25 of those were had at work.
    • 25 were cans of Coke.
    • 3 were from McDonald’s. All large sizes.
    • 1 was from Burger King. If I was to edit the total amount of soda, it would be 62 3/4. I really only drank 3/4 of the coke from Burger King.
    • 3 were the 20 oz. plastic bottles of coke.
    • 1 was at the movies. I saw, “Dinner for Schmucks“.
  • 5 were Pepsi’s.
    • 2 were had at Pizza Street. Just a one time visit. Went back for a second cup.
    • 1 was had at Philly Time.
    • 1 was had at Ming Garden.
    • 1 was a can of Diet Pepsi.


Not much just this month. I only had 7.

  • 4 of those juices were Orange Juices I had at Bob Evans.
  • 1 was a small minute maid juice I had at work.
  • 2 small servings of a punch we made at work one day. It consisted of (squirt, hawaiian punch, pineapple juice)


I don’t know why I am bothering putting water on the list. Maybe I feel I need to as a reminder that I need to keep drinking it. I have been drinking it. I take it when I take a pill. I ran out of the pills last month. I just don’t drink water now. Oh well. For the month of July, I had a total of 27 waters.

  • 1 was at the local bar. It must have been a crazy night. I bet it was.
  • 17 were had at home after I took a pill or if I was being good, a glass before bed.
  • 9 were at work. I was outside, working in the heat.
    • 3 were 20oz. sizes.
    • 6 were 10oz. sizes.


Look at me. Every month, I get closer to killing my liver. I am sure if I was to ever meet my liver on the street, he’d kick my ace. I had a total of 68 beers. Compared to last month, I had 43 more this month.

  • 65 were my favorite beer, Bud Light.
    • 58 of those were long neck bottles. I don’t like cans.
    • 7 were had at the local hangout, 54th Street.
      • 5 were the tall mugs.
      • 2 were the smaller mugs. I tend to always get one more and the last one is always a small mug.
  • 2 were Coor’s light bottles.
  • 1 was a Miller light bottle.

I haven’t had Captain Morgan is such a long time. I need to get back to it. The bottles are still sitting on the top of my fridge. Maybe I’ll get the balls to dabble in the delicious rum I once craved all the time.


To finish of the list,

  • 3 were the 32oz. size Fruit Punch Powerades.
  • 1 was a pint size of Belfonte Chocolate Milk.

There you go, kiddies! I know you were all wondering what the eff I drank last month. Above is the crap I put into my body. Make sure you click on the next post to see the food I ate.


June Stats – Part II: Food

Sorry about slacking on posting the data for the month of June. I have been slightly addicted to the site, Bitstrips. Too fun. I mentioned in my last post that I haven’t been eating right. Actually, I never eat right. Let me rephrase what I just said. I’ve haven’t been eating. After I get home from work, I am just too lazy to leave again. I have no food in the house. I’ll shop tomorrow. I promise. Not that you care but not having food in the house blows. Anyway, here is the data for last month. Remember, next week sometime (hopefully), I’ll post the 6 month log. The post that began it all!


    • 3 Bob Evan’s Farmer’s Choice Breakfast
      • 6 Eggs Over Easy
      • 9 Strips of Bacon
      • 6 Pancakes
      • 3 Order’ of White Toast
    • 21 Blueberry Bagels
    • 5 Yogurts
      • 3 Blueberry with granola
      • 2 Strawberry with granola
    • 6 Donuts
      • 4 Chocolate Long Johns (QuickTrip)
      • 2 Maple Long Johns (QuickTrip)
    • 3 Jumbo Blueberry Muffins
    • 2 Jumbo Cinnamon Rolls With Icing

    Lunch (work meals):

    • 1 BBQ Pork Sandwich
      • side of macaroni and cheese
      • side of baked beans
    • 1 Cheeseburger
      • (lettuce, tomato, 2 slices american cheese)
      • side of baked beans
    • 1 Beef and Bean Burrito
      • side of spanish rice
      • side of spicy corn
      • yeast roll
    • 1 Chicken Enchilada
      • side of spanish rice
      • side of macaroni and cheese
      • New York Style Cheesecake
    • 7 Medium Spicy Beef Lo Mein
      • (no vegetables, no oyster sauce)
      • side of New York Style Cheesecake
    • 3 Chicken Strip Wraps
      • (lettuce, tomato, cheese, pepper, mayo)
      • side of macaroni and cheese
      • side of baked beans
      • New York Style Cheesecake
    • 1 Fried Chicken Meal (2 legs)
      • side of mashed potatoes with beef gravy
      • side of macaroni and cheese
    • 3 Grilled Club Sandwiches (with 4 miracle whips)
      • side of 1/2 bag of Frito’s Corn Chips
    • 2 Grilled Cheese Sandwiches
      • (lettuce and tomato)


    • 1 Visit to the Clean Place
      • 1 side of steamed rice
      • 2 sides of general chicken
      • 2 sides of beef and broccoli
      • 2 sides of oriental chicken
      • 2 sides of sweet and sour chicken (no sauce)
    • 1 Deluxe Philly Time Cheesesteak
    • 2 Deluxe Chic-Fila Sandwiches
      • (lettuce, tomato, american cheese, 4 mayos)
    • 1 20 Piece McDonald’s Chicken Nuggets
      • (2 BBQ Sauce, 2 Sweet and Sour Sauce)
    • 1 Plate of Macaroni and Cheese
      • (shells and Velveeta cheese)
    • 1 Burger King Whopper with Cheese
      • side of onion rings
    • 2 Peanut Butter and Strawberry Jam Sandwiches


    • 7 Slices of Papa John’s Cheese Pizza
      • (3 were hot, 3 were nuked, 1 was cold)
      • side of 3 cinnamon sticks
    • 2 20 Piece McDonald’s Chicken Nuggets
      • (4 BBQ Sauces, 4 Sweet and Sour Sauces)
    • 3 Popeye’s Chicken Dinners (3 piece dinners, mild/dark meat)
      • (4 thighs, 2 legs)
      • 2 biscuits
      • 2 sides of mashed potatoes with gravy
    • 2 Subway Cold Cut Combos (foot long)
      • (lettuce, tomato, salt/pepper, vinegar/oil on white)
      • side of Cheddar Harvest Sunchips
    • 1 Ming Garden General Chicken (ate 3/4)
      • side of steamed rice
    • 1 Burger King Whopper with Cheese (ate 1/2)
      • side of onion rings

    Drinking Snacks:

    • 1 Tiny piece of apple soaked in Everclear


    • 2 Packages Reese’s Peanut Butter Cups (4 cups total)
    • 8 Cookies
      • 1 No Bake Cookie
      • 4 Chocolate Cookies
      • 6 Oatmeal Raisin Cookies (3 Subway, 3 Hy-vee)
    • 1 Strawberry Danish
    • 1 Klondike Heath Ice Cream Bar
    • 3 Peanut Butter And Jam Bars
    • 1 Twix Bar
    • 1 Small Bag of Hy-vee Fruit Chews (Cherry Flavored)
    • 1 Pretzel (went to see Cedar Rapids)
    • 1 Bag of Frito’s Corn Chips
    • 1 Double Bubble Gum (original)
    • 1 Slice of Pepperjack Cheese

    Taste Testing:

    • 2 Freshly Baked Yeast Rolls
    • 1 Strip of Fajita Steak
    • 1 Small taste of peanut butter cookie dough
    • 1 Steak Sirloin
    • 1 Spoonful of Garden Supreme Salad
    • 2 Spaghetti Sauces
      • 1 with sugar
      • 1 without sugar


    • 40 Valerian Root Pills
      • (yep. still dying)

    I hate writing these up. I always feel bad after I do. I keep saying I should eat healthier or maybe try to actually eat at home. I tend to eat the same shit every month. Why not I take the stand now. I mean, I am already half way through the year. Maybe it is time for me to get cracking on cooking at home again. But I said it before, it sucks cooking for one person. How much do I make? I am not too fond of left overs. I like fresh food.  Since this is the 6 month mark, here are the links to all the months before. You can look it over if you like. I’ll do my best to get the stats up next week. It shouldn’t be too hard. Just a lot of note taking.