If you’re going to a friend’s house, make sure you don’t miss the exit. Things happen when you miss the exit.
I was appalled when someone tried to tell me I was lazy. Me! I’m far from lazy. The guy that yelled this blasphemous lie was out to get me. He wanted me fired. He said I spent more time yanking my chicken and spanking the monkey than actually doing real work. It’s okay. Yell at me all you want for being lazy (which I am not).
I can make jokes about work all day. There are endless occurrences that get me laughing till my sides hurt. Thankfully, I have a wonderful tool to help explain these happenings. Readers who don’t work with me will never get the jokes and I am sure some of the folks I work with won’t get it either.
I do like me some chicken. The one thing I will crave more than anything. You tend to get hungry when you work with food all day. If you’re going to prepare your own meal, do it when no one is watching.
When you go on a blind date, there are some things you do and there are some things you don’t. This is one of those things you don’t do.