The world loves Taylor Swift. She is just this sweet, girl next door person we all fell in love with. But is that really true? Is she really miss goodie-two shoe? I think it is about time someone tells the real story about Taylor Swift, You know her hit song, We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together? I am the guy Taylor is singing about. I am the one who she berates and gets you to think that Todd Akin is a saint compared to me. I don’t want people to see me that way. I don’t want people to assume I am a horrible boyfriend and deserve nothing. I have feelings too. You know the song. You’ve heard it every hour on the hour on your radio. It’s embedded in your brain and you find yourself humming it as it slowly overpowers, Call Me Maybe. Both songs are equally deadly but I am not talking about the Canadian. I want to talk to you about the lipstick wearing, train wreck named, Taylor Swift. You’ve heard the song. You know her side but you don’t know mine. You don’t even know the whole story. I am going to fill you in on why we broke up and why you should never ever date Taylor Swift.