Monthly Archives: May 2013

The FBI is going to arrest me

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I think my life of crime is catching up to me. The FBI isn’t taking it lightly and before the month, possibly the week is up, I will be arrested the FBI. I was FBIunaware that after 25+ years the FBI was watching me. They are not going to let me go. I will need to pay for my crime and will face the judge and the jury. If you have ever stolen a candy bar from a grocery store, you too may be on their list. I was 4 years old and swiping that snickers off the shelf, started my life of crime and put me on the FBI’s most wanted list. If you don’t believe me then read the following e-mail. All this for stealing a candy bar. Looks like my life is over.

The email has not been altered in any way. I received this today. If you got the same email, let me know. I want to know how deep the Bureau is going to capture all of us.

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Ten Shows I Have Never Seen & Don’t Care To: Part II

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This is the second part to my list of 10 television shows that I haven’t watched and don’t care to. If you missed the past entry, you can view it here. The list is in no order. I am just sharing with you hit shows that I should watch and enjoy but don’t. Maybe I am lazy. Maybe I find the acting to be stale and the storyline boring. I already mentioned five of them, I guess I can continue on with the other five shows I don’t care for. If you are looking for some long rant about why the show sucks, don’t look here. A majority of the shows I am listing I have never seen. Continue reading →

Ten Shows I Have Never Seen & Don’t Care To: Part 1

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There are tons of great shows on television right now. There were some great shows on tv before. With so many good shows on television right now, there is no possible way I can watch them all. Sure I can DVR them but I tend to forget about my DVR and rarely record them shows I watch already. I am going to share with you 10 shows that are critically acclaimed but I don’t watch them. Some are older shows and newer shows. But these 10 shows (in no particular order) are shows that I have never seen and don’t care to. I should watch them but no. I won’t.

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Playing In Traffic

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I shouldn’t really post this today. I mean, it is mother’s day and it is the day that kids should hug their mom and tell her how much she means to them. But, I can’t stay silent about this. I cannot just sweep this matter under the rug and pretend that is doesn’t happen. I need to voice my opinion and bring to light this epidemic that is plaguing this country. If I don’t speak up, no one will. I will be the voice of the people and be the one to finally bring an end to this rambunctious antics of the wee little trolls we call, children.

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Rules To Being My Wife: Part IV

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It’s been a while since I have bestowed upon you, the kind people who visit my blog, the importance of marriage and how I think a marriage should be. I am not an expert in marriage and I don’t know the first thing about it. I say often that I will never get married and I will never plant my seed inside her and bring a little version of me into this crazy and violent world but, I sort of want to get married. Shocking, isn’t? I do want a wife to be there and carry a little me for 9 months. Hopefully it’s a little boy cause if I had a little girl, all my knowledge of being a boy will be of no use. If the time ever comes that I do get married and she accepts my peace-offering, she will need to be fully aware that marriage isn’t just cuddling and talking about nothingness. It’s about being there for me and doing what is right, which is whatever I say. Don’t sass me. I am man. I am husband. I am law. Women’s rights are just as silly as creationism.

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