August Stats – Part I: Drinks

I don’t know what happened. I really cannot explain why I slacked on the updating on my food and drink stats. My best guess is work. We started back up on our school accounts. They are a very tedious process and take all the life from me. That really isn’t an excuse. I do have days off. Lately, I have been blogging about the most random crap imaginable. I have finally decided to make the day that I return to getting updated with my stats. I am going to be posting one everyday. I say that now but come tomorrow, I’ll forget and get even further behind. Anyway, on with the stats.

Oh, and since I am behind, I am probably going to switch up the format I normally did. Being so far behind, I am not sure what I had for lunch or for breakfast. Maybe next month, I’ll go back to the way it was. Till then, I am doing it half-assed.


I had a total of 66 coffees. That is more than I had in the month of July. I still enjoy my cop of java in the morning and if I am off, I’ll fix me a cup or I head to Starbucks for a little something stronger.

  • 4 of those coffees were from Starbucks. I was on vacation during this month. I wasn’t really for running around. I tended to be a recluse. Sure, I went out sometimes. But I stayed home and brewed my own. Which is why,
  • 19 of those were Folger’s instant coffee.
  • 10 were had at Bob Evans. The 10 I drank were had during my 3 visits to my favorite breakfast place.
  • Finishing off the rest of my coffee, I had a total of 33 cups of coffee at work. Most days, I have two cups. There have been times I only have one. There’s been the rare occasions when I have 3. I get pretty wired on three. Too much coffee and it makes me jittery.


I am sorry. I love soda far too much to ever quit drinking it. As I was writing up the stats for the month of August, I was appalled at the amount I drank that month. I could slow down on drinking it. Ha. Like that’ll happen. During the month of August, I had a grand total of 62 sodas. Like normal,

  • 58 were Coke
    • 21 were had at work.
    • 31 were cans of coke.
    • 4 were the 20 oz plastic bottles of coke
    • 1 was a large Burger King coke.
    • 1 was had at the movies when I went to see, “Inception”
  • 4 were Pepsi
    • 1 was a can of Pepsi
    • The last 3 were from take-out.
      • 2 from Popeye’s Chicken
      • 1 was from Ming Garden


I like juice. I am just not a very big juice drinker. When the year started, I was pretty good at having a juice about every few days. But that time has passed. I am back to skipping the juice and just going with the coffee.I had a measly 8 glasses of juice.

  • 3 were Orange Juices had at Bob Evans.
  • 3 were tall glasses of Minute Maid Orange Juices had at home.
  • The last 2, were 16 oz. bottles had at work.


This is a given. I don’t think there is a week that goes by without me drinking someone bad for my liver. For the month of August, I had 77 alcoholic beverages.

  • 72 were Bud Lights
    • 15 were had at the Bars
    • The other 57 were bud light bottles I had at home or at a friends house.
  • 2 were Coronas
  • 2 were Miller Lights
  • 1 was a Natty Light

I am still in awe that I haven’t drank Captain Morgan in such a long time. I best be getting around to it again. I have 2 bottles sitting on my fridge. Soon. I’ll drink them soon.


This is the rest of the crap I drank during the month of August. I did drink water but compared to the month of July, it doesn’t compare. If I would have drank more of nature’s beverage, I’d have put it in its’ own category.

  • 10 8 oz tumblers of water
  • 1 32 oz. Powerade Fruit Punch
  • 7 Chocolate Milk Pints
  • 4 Tall glasses of Lemonade

There are the stats for the month of August. I will do my best to post the food I ate for this month tomorrow. Believe me, I hit myself every night for not keeping up to date with all this. I don’t like falling behind. There are plenty of post I am wanting to share but these have to get finished before I go out and change the subject again. Thank you for reading. I’ll see you next time.


July Stats – Part I: Drinks

I would like to apologize about my lack of updating. I am on a hiatus. Or, I was. I will explain it later in a some to come post. I had many chances to post the stats but I just didn’t have the urge to. I just kept saying, “tomorrow. I’ll do it tomorrow.” Guess I was wrong. Now, after 2 weeks, I finally found the energy I needed to get this posted. I will get the six months stats posted. I just have slacked on that too. Anyway, here are the stats from last month.


This is a shocker. I had only 48 coffees this month. This is the lowest number I have had all year for coffee. I don’t know why. I have been coming in later to work than normal. Maybe that is a reason why. It’s okay. I am sure next month (August) will be back to normal. I need my coffee. I like my coffee. It’s my drug. Let’s see where each of those cups came from.

  • 15 of those were from Starbucks. More than last month. I only had 9 last month. I have been finding myself going their more than usual. Not a big deal. I was just happy I was cutting back on it.
  • Normally, I can have close to 40 cups of coffee from work. This time around, I only had 20 of the small cups of coffee from work. That is a huge difference from the normal. Last month, I had close to 50. 47 to be exact. What on earth did I do to totally eff up my normal intake?
  • The last of my coffee came from Bob Evans. I made 4 trips there. From all the refilling and my carefully and precise calculations, I had 13 cups of coffee from Bob. Which is about right. I have about 3 cups per visit.


Still my weakness. Something I doubt I will ever kick to the side. Gal at work is already at 2 weeks. Maybe less, maybe more. Still, she’s doing fantastic. I did it for a week. It wasn’t what was killing me. I thought it was. So since I took the caffeine out of the ‘why am I dying’ pile, I went back to over indulging in the sweet, sweet soda. Aside from my unnecessary babble, I had a grand total of  63. Sheet! It went up from last month. Even if you include the week without soda, it’s still more.

  • 58 were Cokes.
    • 25 of those were had at work.
    • 25 were cans of Coke.
    • 3 were from McDonald’s. All large sizes.
    • 1 was from Burger King. If I was to edit the total amount of soda, it would be 62 3/4. I really only drank 3/4 of the coke from Burger King.
    • 3 were the 20 oz. plastic bottles of coke.
    • 1 was at the movies. I saw, “Dinner for Schmucks“.
  • 5 were Pepsi’s.
    • 2 were had at Pizza Street. Just a one time visit. Went back for a second cup.
    • 1 was had at Philly Time.
    • 1 was had at Ming Garden.
    • 1 was a can of Diet Pepsi.


Not much just this month. I only had 7.

  • 4 of those juices were Orange Juices I had at Bob Evans.
  • 1 was a small minute maid juice I had at work.
  • 2 small servings of a punch we made at work one day. It consisted of (squirt, hawaiian punch, pineapple juice)


I don’t know why I am bothering putting water on the list. Maybe I feel I need to as a reminder that I need to keep drinking it. I have been drinking it. I take it when I take a pill. I ran out of the pills last month. I just don’t drink water now. Oh well. For the month of July, I had a total of 27 waters.

  • 1 was at the local bar. It must have been a crazy night. I bet it was.
  • 17 were had at home after I took a pill or if I was being good, a glass before bed.
  • 9 were at work. I was outside, working in the heat.
    • 3 were 20oz. sizes.
    • 6 were 10oz. sizes.


Look at me. Every month, I get closer to killing my liver. I am sure if I was to ever meet my liver on the street, he’d kick my ace. I had a total of 68 beers. Compared to last month, I had 43 more this month.

  • 65 were my favorite beer, Bud Light.
    • 58 of those were long neck bottles. I don’t like cans.
    • 7 were had at the local hangout, 54th Street.
      • 5 were the tall mugs.
      • 2 were the smaller mugs. I tend to always get one more and the last one is always a small mug.
  • 2 were Coor’s light bottles.
  • 1 was a Miller light bottle.

I haven’t had Captain Morgan is such a long time. I need to get back to it. The bottles are still sitting on the top of my fridge. Maybe I’ll get the balls to dabble in the delicious rum I once craved all the time.


To finish of the list,

  • 3 were the 32oz. size Fruit Punch Powerades.
  • 1 was a pint size of Belfonte Chocolate Milk.

There you go, kiddies! I know you were all wondering what the eff I drank last month. Above is the crap I put into my body. Make sure you click on the next post to see the food I ate.


January Stats – Part II: Food

Ah, food. It has to be my greatest downfall. It seems that I wouldn’t. I mean, I have a site called, “I Don’t Eat That”. Yes. I hate a lot of food. Yes, I don’t eat certain items. But that doesn’t mean I hate all food. I may be a picky eater but I manage. I don’t go hungry. My diet isn’t the best. I eat plenty of fast food and greasy things. I snack too. I am a sucker for donuts and cookies. I have a pretty rough idea of the food I ate this past month. But this will give me at least some idea of what I eat more than anything. Maybe I can change my diet. (ha!)

I had a long list of places I would go to for lunch. As the years went on and as my taste buds decided to bid some of those a fond farewell, my establishments became very limited. Take the popular(?), Taco Bell for example. I am going to say it has been about 6 years since I actually ate there. Wait, no. I did have it about two years ago. Not by choice though. I was with some friends and they all seem to like that craptastic food. I didn’t want to be a whoe and ask to be driven around to a place I prefer. I sucked it up and ate the damn tacos. Without sounding gross, and by all means, there is no way I can make this sound any better. I had some serious ED! It’ was brutal. Save a tree, don’t eat Taco Bell.

I have crossed Taco Bell off my list. I have crossed off a favorite Chinese place I loved after my friend found a hair in his food. Sucked too. It was his first time going there. It was probably my 50th. Who knows how much hair I have eaten already. Maybe enough to send off to Locks of Love. So, that place is done. I found a new place. Not the best food but I like Chinese food.

I don’t eat at a certain Popeye’s anymore. One day, I bought a delicious three piece meal. Dark meat, please. I got home and sat down to enjoy my three piece dark meat meal. Double You Tea Eff!? All white! Those bastards. I asked for dark meat. They even repeated it to me. You’d think they would get it right. No. No, they didn’t. I am not one to complain. I usually suck it up and eat it. I went back to get my order fixed. Instead of pitching my food, the a-hole behind the counter put it back in the bin. Right back up there to serve to the next unsuspecting customer. Needless to say, I called their corporate office. They found nothing on the camera. But I know what I saw. I have not gone back to that store. I still eat at Popeye’s but not that one. Who knows. Maybe they all do it. Until I see them do it, I’ll keep eating there. What mama don’t know…

After some horror stories about Pizza Hut, I don’t order from them anymore. Guy I work with told me about the dirtiness, the things people did to food, the whole Dominos pizza crap we all watched on Youtube in disgust.   He might not be the most reliable source. He might be all talk. But he said it, so I’m going with it. I should be careful. One day I might not any places to go to.

I wrote out everything I ate and tallied it up. I really don’t eat that much. It’s a lot of the same things, just over and over.  I do have lunch five days a week at work. I don’t care for our pizza anymore. I don’t eat the salad bar. Remember? I hate, HATE salad! I like fruit but I want real food. It’s usually Chinese, Burgers, or a sandwich for lunch. I’ll switch it up and get something else. But I am a predicable person.

I covered drinks already. Now it is time to cover food. Sit back and enjoy!


  • 4 Farmer’s Choice Breakfasts at Bob Evans.
    • 2 eggs (over easy), (8 total)
    • 2 pancakes, (8 total)
    • 3 pieces of bacon (12 total)
    • an order of white toast (4 total)
  • 2 Sausage Muffin sandwiches with cheese (from work)
  • 2 single pieces of bacon (I like to munch on food at work…)
  • 5 Mini Muffins
    • 1 strawberry
    • 4 orange
  • 1 Breakfast Burrito (made with peppers, ham, and cheese)
  • 1 biscuit and sausage link sandwich
  • 1 shitty tasting waffle with syrup (really, it’s bad.)
  • 1 order of biscuits and gravy (1 biscuit, smothered in delicious sausage gravy)
  • 7 Donuts. The following donuts are as followed:
    • 1 maple donut with chocolate drizzle
    • 1 maple cinnamon roll donut
    • 2 plain maple donuts (1 long john, 1 ring)
    • 1 chocolate donut (long john)
    • 1 maple donut with white icing
    • 1 maple long johns with insane amount of icing!
  • 3 breakfast biscuits

LUNCH: (work meals)

  • 11/3 pound cheeseburger (lettuce, tomato)
    • 1 side onion rings
  • 2 1/3 pound bacon cheeseburgers (lettuce, tomato)
    • 1 side onion rings
    • 1 side tator tots
  • 4 Spicy Beef Lo Mein; Steamed Rice (no vegetables)
    • 2 No oyster sauce
    • 2 With oyster sauce
    • 4 sides steamed rice (2 sugars per order)
  • 2Grilled Turkey Clubs (sourdough, lettuce, tomato, yellow  american cheese, bacon)
    • 3 miracle whips per sandwich (6 total)
    • 2 bags original fritos
  • 2 Two Piece Fried Chicken Dinner (3 legs, 1 thigh)
    • 2 sides mashed potatoes with beef gravy
    • 2 sides macaroni and cheese
    • 1 pillsbury biscuit
    • 1 corn bread
  • 2 Pulled Pork Sandwiches (white bun)
    • 1 side baked beans
    • 1 new york style cheesecake (caramel, chocolate syrup)
  • 1 BBQ Brisket Sandwich (white bun)
    • 1 side baked beans
    • 1 side macaroni and cheese
  • 1 General Chicken, Orange Chicken
    • 1 side steamed rice (2 sugars)
  • 1Chicken Enchilada (salsa, sour cream)
    • 1 side garden ranch cottage cheese salad
  • 1 Spicy Chicken Finger Sandwich (2strips, lettuce, tomato, mayo)
    • 1 side baked beans
  • 1Chicken Strip Wrap (lettuce, tomato, cheese, mayo)
    • 1 side tator tots
  • 5Slices Of Hand Tossed Pizza
    • 1 slice of canadian bacon with pineapple pizza
    • 2 slices of cheese pizza
    • 2 slices of pepperoni pizza


  • 1 Hardee’s 1/3 Pound Cheeseburger
    • 1 side onion rings
      • order messed up. no lettuce, no tomato
  • 3 Subway Cold Cut Combos (lettuce, tomato, salt&pepper, vinegar&oil
    • 2 sandwiches on white bread
    • 1 sandwich on monterrey cheddar bread
      • 1 bag of garden salsa sun chips
  • 2 Chic-Fil-A Deluxe Chicken Sandwiches (lettuce, tomato, mayo)
  • 1 Philly Time Deluxe Phillysteak (onions, cheese, green peppers)
    • 1 side of onion rings
  • 9 Peanut Butter & Jelly Sandwiches (strawberry jam)
  • 2 Sticks Of Trident Peppermint Gum


  • 3 Ming Garden Meals (general chicken, steamed rice)
  • 1 Plate of Lasagna Roll Ups
  • 1 Popeye’s Chicken 3 Piece Meal (2 legs, 1 thigh) (mashed potatoes and gravy, biscuit)
  • 2 Ramen Noodles (chicken flavored)
  • 1 Holiday Party Meal
    • roast beef, chicken breast, carrots, pasta salad, roll
  • 1 Plate Of Turkey And Rice Casserole
  • 1 Top Sirloin Steak
  • 2 Tacos (mild cheddar/pepper jack cheese, sour cream, salsa)
  • 2Plates of Spaghetti & Sauce
    • 2 slices of white bread
  • 2 Twenty Piece McDonald’s Chicken Nuggets
    • 4 bbq sauces
    • 4 sweet and sour sauces
  • 1 Plate Of My Mom’s Famous Homemade Beef Stew
  • 4 pancakes with syrup, 3 sausage links (It was breakfast at dinner time! Can’t beat that!)


  • 4 Cookies
    • 2 chocolate chip cookies
    • 1 snickerdoodle
    • 1 m&m cookie
  • 2 Oatmeal Cream Pies (little debbie snacks)
  • 1 Blue Bunny Fudge Bar
  • 1 Slice Of Carrot Cake (had at holiday party)
  • 1 Devil Dog (little debbie snacks)
  • 1 Peanut Butter And Chocolate Shake


  • 1/4 bag of hint of  lime chips (tostitos)
  • 2 fun size packages of ritz bits crackers
  • 26 pretzel sticks
  • 1 tostino’s pizza (cheese)
  • 4 single spicy nuts
  • 1 fun size bag of doritos (cool ranch)
  • 1/2 bag of tortilla chips (on the border)


  • 2 54 Street Four Plays
    • 16 mozzarella sticks
    • 10 boneless buffalo chicken wings
    • 8 chicken quesadillas
    • 4 celery sticks
    • 2 orders of marinara dipping sauce
  • 1 54 Street Mozzarella Sticks Platter
    • 8 count


  • 1 Single Rice Cake (cream brulee)
  • 1 Pinch Of Sugar
  • 1 Teaspoon Baked Beans
  • 1 Teaspoon Spicy Mexican Corn
  • 1 Teaspoon BBQ Sauce
  • 2 Teaspoons Chicken Noodle Soup
  • 3 Single Pasta Noodles
    • 1 green rotini pasta noodle
    • 2 medium shell macaroni noodles
  • 7 Samples Of Chicken
    • 2 bites of tomato basil chicken
    • 1 bite of orange citrus chicken
    • 1 spicy chicken finger
    • 1 pinch of chicken enchilada filling
      • chicken, sour cream, jalapenos, black olives, cheddar cheese, green onions
    • 1 bite of three cheese encrusted chicken breast
      • romono, parmesan, asiago
    • 1 single chinese chicken quesadilla
  • 1 Red Jonathan Apple
  • 1/2 Ounce Of New York Strip Steak

This concludes month one of 2010. I am not lying nor did I forget one thing. That is every, single thing I ate this past month. I do believe that maybe I can change my eating habits. Maybe I can eat other things. Maybe I can cut back on the snacking, the coffee, the soda, or less fried items. Not saying I will. Hell, tomorrow I can forget all this and eat the same exact things. Thanks for reading this and look below for photos. I like to take photos of some of the food I eat. It serves no purpose. Enjoy!