How To Make Money and Live Comfortably Forever

where there’s a willthere’s a way

I hardly give advice on here to my readers. I think with all the ranting and all the talking I do out of my a**, I should contribute to the community and offer some sound advice on being financially stable. You’ll can stay poor and ignore my advice or if you listen fully and do the steps correctly, you can sit comfortably on a mountain of money. You will be swimming in money like Scrooge and the pool will be endless. Doesn’t that sound awesome!? Want to know how to accomplish this? Let’s get to the advice and hope that you will take one of these two examples and sue the Hell out of a multi-million dollar company. They don’t need the money, you do.

Don’t second guess yourself about suing people. Don’t make yourself believe the lies that it is wrong and greedy. It’s not. We all deserve a break. If you think working a Monday through Friday job is boring and lackluster then I think the only logical thing to do is to sue a company. Everyone does it all the time and you just sit there and wonder to yourself, “Why didn’t I think of that?” Well you can think of that. You can be the person that others will wish to be. It is your time to shine. I am going to share with you two fantastic ideas that can and will rob those greedy corporations of the money that you deserve.

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Ruining It For The Rest Of Us

Do you remember when you were in gym class and it was dodgeball day? It was possibly the greatest day in class, aside from the use of the square sliding apparatuses. You knew the day was coming all week. You had the day circled on your Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles wall calendar. The date was circled in red with a bright marker. You wouldn’t care about anything else. No other news could compare to the excitement of playing dodgeball or sliding around on what is just short of being labeled as death on wheels. Maybe not death but I am sure many of kids have lost a few fingers while pushing themselves across the room and into each other. It was much more fun to ram each other than to actually race to the other end of the gym.

With each day that passes and each box on the calendar getting marked off, you can hardly contain yourself with exuberance and pure, unadulterated excitement. With the final day here and you’re on your way to the gym, you wonder about how many people you’ll tag out or worse, wonder if you’ll get tagged out seconds into the game. You’ll wonder if maybe you’ll be that kid who they see as an easy target and taking out the weak will make the game more challenging than just toying with you and making you feel that maybe, just maybe, you’re actually good and could hold your ground against the kids who have hit puberty years before you.

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Snowpocalypse 2013

Snowpocalypse is here! The snowmegddeon of 2013 wrath has been unleashed andI hate snow. It is a horrible thing and no good comes out of it. If you live in the Midwest of the United States then you are aware of the crap we are dealing with. Snow has been falling since 6am this morning and it isn’t letting up until late tomorrow morning. I tried to leave my house to test the roads and see how awful they are but I couldn’t. My car is snowed in. I am snowed in. I have little food and things look bleak for me. I fear that death is approaching fast. I may have to resort to cannibalism and use my neighbor, Grandma Judy, as a source of food. Let us hope it doesn’t come to that. I rather not eat people. I rather not go all Soylent Green and snack on human remains. I like meat but I don’t think I will like it that much. I am attaching a photo of my car and how bad it is being snowed in. I hope that the plows come out soon and save me from what could possibly turn me into a cannibal. Please, Kansas City. Don’t let me be a cannibal. Plow the streets.

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Dream: My Younger Self

If you have read any of my dreams, you know first hand that I probably smoke crack and probably need some help from a brain doctor. I never analyze a dream and never do I take them for something other than just a hodge podge of random thoughts and memories that are bouncing around in my head. If I took each dream I had as some prolific meaning, I would never be able to live. Dreams are nothing more than just thoughts in our heads. Random occurrences that seep out and mold into one thing and that one thing becomes our strange, and questionable dreams. If you honestly think your dream means something, then you are mistaken.

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