Snowpocalypse is here! The snowmegddeon of 2013 wrath has been unleashed andI hate snow. It is a horrible thing and no good comes out of it. If you live in the Midwest of the United States then you are aware of the crap we are dealing with. Snow has been falling since 6am this morning and it isn’t letting up until late tomorrow morning. I tried to leave my house to test the roads and see how awful they are but I couldn’t. My car is snowed in. I am snowed in. I have little food and things look bleak for me. I fear that death is approaching fast. I may have to resort to cannibalism and use my neighbor, Grandma Judy, as a source of food. Let us hope it doesn’t come to that. I rather not eat people. I rather not go all Soylent Green and snack on human remains. I like meat but I don’t think I will like it that much. I am attaching a photo of my car and how bad it is being snowed in. I hope that the plows come out soon and save me from what could possibly turn me into a cannibal. Please, Kansas City. Don’t let me be a cannibal. Plow the streets.
Snowed In
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