It is almost Father’s Day and I want to show my appreciation to dads all over the world with an epic dad joke. No Dad is complete without, khaki shorts, knee-high socks, sandals, and an array of lame jokes with puns so bad, you can only groan. So, folks. I am going to share with you a dad joke that I wrote. I am proud of this one. I like to write jokes and the dumber the joke, the funnier it is. Plus, I like that my jokes can be stretched out forever just to end with a silly punchline.
It was last summer when I decided to take my nephews on a trip to Dyersville. Iowa. It’s the home to the baseball field they used in the movie, Field of Dreams. I haven’t been there in years and if truth be told, it’s been years since I’ve even stepped foot in Iowa. My 3 nephews are huge baseball fans. They can rattle off any statistic and tell you about any game or player like it’s common knowledge. They know more about sports than they do about actual facts, like science or history. I am more of the science guy and the guy who knows facts about states and the history behind them. While the three of them were talking about some random sports team, I chimed in and stated a fact about Iowa I was sure none of them even knew. “Hey, guys. Did you know that Iowa is the Pharmaceutical capital of the world?’
They all stopped and looked at me. For the first time in the five hour car trip, they actually stopped talking about baseball and were interested in something I said. “Really? How’d you know that?”
I smiled and pointed out the window, “Look! That’s a farm I see. That’s another farm I see. There’s another farm I see. There’s a farm I see…”
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