I was appalled when someone tried to tell me I was lazy. Me! I’m far from lazy. The guy that yelled this blasphemous lie was out to get me. He wanted me fired. He said I spent more time yanking my chicken and spanking the monkey than actually doing real work. It’s okay. Yell at me all you want for being lazy (which I am not).
If you ever wanna be like me, you will need to know how to manage your time. You will need to multitask. Make a plan for the day. Know that the day will be bumpy and things will never go as planned. You will need to get yourself prepped for what will throw that wrench in your plans. Always manage your time. There are plenty of things to do than just waste time on something so minute. Don’t spend days on a single project. You have lots to do. Don’t make life all about cereal.
There you go. Words to live by,
“Don’t make life all about cereal.”