Dane Cook: How To Be Unfunny and Famous

I know I am a very funny guy. I also know that I am funnier than the untalented stand up comic(?), Dane Cook. Wow, just like that. I throw it right out there. I would have babbled on some before getting to the point at hand but something of this nature needs to be addressed quickly. I dislike this guy. I really do. I do not see what others do and what appeal he has on the general public. Sure he can tell a knock knock joke and steal a situational comedic joke like Carlos Mencia but telling me how fat my mom is or what other hilarious and untrue circumstances he’s been in doesn’t qualify him as a comedian. Being funny does. That sir is one thing you don’t have.  I’ve been to funerals that were more entertaining than you and the sad thing is, the guest of honor was funnier than you – even with them being in a coffin.

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A new moderator for the next debate…

Sure Lehrer did an okay job for being stuck between two bickering fools. But maybe they should rethink who should moderate the next presidential debate. Even the moderator, Raddatz had her issues but she controlled those pair of fools better than anyone. There was no malarkey going on with Biden and Ryan. She took charge and moderated that debate with an iron fist. But who wants that? Who wants control and order? Let’s kick it up a notch and put someone else in charge of the next debate. I have someone in mind. What you think?

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