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Women are the reason for everything!

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Women can complain all they want about who is the root of all evil. While men have their faults, their faults are because of one thing. We were just chillin’ in the garden. Our twig and berries flying about. Not a care in the world. God figured,

Hey, you look lonely. How about another person to keep you company.

It didn’t take much convincing. Even if you were against it, it’s God. God had the final day. So God gives us woman. A hot, sexy little thing that will be there when were bored. All is cool. We fool around.

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Trouble In The Kitchen

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There was a horrible accident the other day at a local diner I go to often. I won’t stop going there. It hasn’t made the list of places I banned. Believe me, you do not want to make that list. This place, however, did put a damper on my day and I hope that all those involved are okay and I pray for those that didn’t make it. It’s sad to read something like this. You feel sorry for the cooks.  I knew I would never try and escape. I would just slide them over my wallet and my phone. Okay, maybe not my phone. I wouldn’t risk my life. 

 

 

What’s the moral of this story? If you’re a cook, make sure your kitchen is stocked before you flee for your life. Chances are the spice shelf is empty and if that’s empty, well my friend, you’re out of luck…

and thyme.

Just For A Laugh.

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Two brothers shared a pretty bizarre habit. No matter what the size, big or small, they would eat just about anything. It wasn’t just food they would consume. They ate everything. They would munch on paper, bottle caps, straws, wrappers, and the occasional nickel. As time progress, they started to feel the repercussions of their troublesome eating habits.

One day, one of the brothers went to the doctor telling him that he and his brother were having terrible pains in their sides.  The doctor took a few x-rays and performed a few tests. After some time, he came to the conclusion and told the man to get his brother here as soon as possible. It was a matter of life and death.

The brother jetted out of the examination room and called his brother. “The doctor discovered the problem! You need to get here fast!”

The other brother put down a half eaten towel and asked what was wrong. “What is it? What’s ailing us?”

The brother held back tears. “I guess we have a pen in side us.”