09/19/12

Brotherly Competition

It is time for another really lame joke. I think you’ll like this one.

A mother was happy to see her twin boys grow up. They were just little tykes without a care. They didn’t know much and weren’t able to speak. But she did what all mothers do. She nurtured them. She taught them how to talk, read, and write. She was their go to person for any question their tiny minds would come up with. They were always trying to out do each other. They always want to out do the other. It was a friendly, brotherly competition. Their mother wasn’t too happy with the idea of her sons always wanting to prove to the other who was the best but she let it slide. She found it cute really. They never fought about who won or cried when they lost. Usually, they would congratulate the winner or cheer up the loser.

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09/7/12

Not On The Same Wavelength

I feel like I was just interrogated by my neighbor. It was almost as if he was trying to prove me wrong but I know better. I know when I am wrong and I know when I am right. I am happy to say that I wasn’t wrong because being wrong just isn’t my style. I am never wrong. ¬†Boy, did my neighbor’s face turn red when I put him in his place. Let me explain the story. Then you can be the judge in all of this. I swear know I am right and he thinks he is. Decide. You’re the judge on this.

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06/9/12

Two Left Feet

I hate dancing. I know for a fact I am a horrible dancer. It’s the main reason why I stayed off the dance floor at the clubs. I am sure there are plenty of other people who don’t dance for different reasons. Maybe some of them are shy. Maybe some people can’t dance. Others may have the same problem I have. Or they could have their own problem. A large problem…

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01/21/12

Women are the reason for everything!

Women can complain all they want about who is the root of all evil. While men have their faults, their faults are because of one thing. We were just chillin’ in the garden. Our twig and berries flying about. Not a care in the world. God figured,

Hey, you look lonely. How about another person to keep you company.

It didn’t take much convincing. Even if you were against it, it’s God. God had the final day. So God gives us woman. A hot, sexy little thing that will be there when were bored. All is cool. We fool around.

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