Why I Am Better Than You.

The title says it all. I don’t want to burst your bubble and void everything your mommy and daddy told you. The truth needs to come out. I need to be direct with you common people and finally explain why I am better than you. Am I being funny? Maybe. Is this true and based on fact and not just my opinion? No. If that were true then the title of this post would be, Why I think I am better than you. It clearly states that I am better than you and there is no sense in trying to think otherwise. You mean nothing to me and if you want to matter in this crazy world, I suggest you stop being you and be me. Unfortunately, that there is impossible. Tough luck. Have fun being you.

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Swimming With Martians

It’s been a while since I’ve posted a dream I have had. I was going to post an entry about 3 separate dreams I had the last few weeks. But the dreams are fading and I never did write them down. Luckily, I wrote down this dream. I woke up about 3:30 and quickly wrote the dream down. It is weird. Believe me. I hope you enjoy this dream. I know I sure did.

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You Know What Really Grinds My Gears!?

I am a pretty laid back guy. I don’t freak out over little things or go all Columbine when I don’t get my way. But there are some things in life that push me over the edge. Some things need to get fixed before the world comes crashing down and we’re all sent back to the dark ages. This is a huge problem. I am one of the millions of people affected by it. I know others have complained but it seems people have turned a deaf ear to our cries and pleas for some order to this chaos they call “business”.

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