I’m 6.5 Million Dollars Richer!

Everyone is saying that there are no more good people in this world. I beg to differ. I received an email from Mrs. Christabel Williams. She is 62 years old and she is dying. Reading the email brought me to tears. She is someone we all need to strive to be like. The email showed me that there are still generous people in this world. I am going to share you the email she sent me and the large sum of money she is leaving me. Of all the 7 billion people in the world, Christabel thought of me. Why am I so special? What made her pick me? Do I really deserve the money she’s offering me to fulfill her plans of doing God’s work?

Here is the email she sent me. I received it today, April 12, 2012 at 6:25am.

From: christ_williams@w.cn

Subject: (no subject)

Good Day,

My sincere apology for contacting you through this form, but my circumstances leave me with no other choice. I am prayerfully leaving everything I have to you, hoping that you will respond positively and won’t betray my trust, too. I should introduce myself.

My name is Christabel Williams.. I am dying. I am 62 years old and was diagnosed with cancer about two years ago. I received a message from God to donate what I inherited from my late husband to you for the good work of God, rather than allow my relatives to use my husband’s hard earned funds for ungodly purposes. I will be going in for an operation, and I pray that I survive. I have decided to will the sum of $6,500,000 to you for the good work of the lord, children in need, the poor and to help the homeless. Presently, I have informed my doctor of my decision to will these funds to you. My doctor is Dr. Daniel Hamilton. Contact him through his email (dr.daniel_hamilton01@y7mail.com) if you are interested in carrying out this task, so that he may arrange for and tell you how the funds will be released to you. He and my lawyer will help you get the money. The total amount will be released to you. I know I have never met you, but my heart tells me to do this for you, and I hope you are sincere. Please contact my doctor immediately. Please note that I can not read emails or answer phone calls, at this time.
You can get any information you need from my doctor.

He will report to me and answer in my stead.

God bless,
Mrs. Christabel Williams

Wow! Christabel is leaving me $6.5 million dollars! I need to catch my breath. I need to take this all in and compose myself. I will be able to help so many people with that amount of money. I can feed the poor, clothes the naked, and heal the sick. Would it be wrong for me to sneak a little of that money for myself? You think the poor, naked, or sick will notice a million dollars missing from the God account? I am poor…ish. I can use some money. I promise to only pocket a million. After that, the rest goes to serving what God intended. I will not fail Christabel.

She received a message from God and he spoke of me. I thought God and I didn’t see eye to eye. Am I being tested as well? Is God handing me this multi-million dollar check to see what I’ll do with? Crap. I don’t like test. Maybe I better just let her know I don’t want it. I should contact her doctor and tell, Doctor, Hamilton that he needs her to tell God to draw another name from the fishbowl of heaven. Don’t put this kind off pressure on me. I can barely decide on what I want to eat for dinner and he’s putting me in charge of a 6.5 million dollar ‘fix the world’ benefit?

If you think you are a better candidate than me to handle the 6.5 million dollars, then leave a reply to this post telling me why it should go to you. But if leaving that information is too much for you, then contact Dr. Hamilton and let him know that you are taking over and I am out of the running.

Go feed the hungry. Heal the sick. Put some clothes on the naked people. But if helping people isn’t your things, then pocket the money and piss off God. Enjoy the 6.5 million now but know that a ticket to Hell cost the same amount. So decide. Serve God or burn in Hell.

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  • josh

    You are a dumb- ass, if you really think someone will leave that amount of money to whom they never met. Me and hundreds of other people got the same email, I can’t get over that you believed that sad story. Go to a mirror and look at yourself and say I’m a stupid person, then try to kick yourself in the ass, maybe that will knock some scense in you….

    • Josh, really? 
      I can’t get over the fact that you actually believe I am that much of a dumb ass to believe that the email above is actually true. Go to a mirror and look at yourself and say I’m a stupid person, then try to kick yourself in the ass, maybe that will knock some sense into you….  

      • josh

        Well I went to the mirror and asked myself, and guess what the reply was? The person on the other side said, hey Josh, good morning how are we doing today, do you remember that stupid person that took the time out of their worthless life to post about the poor old lady that was going to leave them millions of dollars, and I replied with yea what a dumb-ass!!! Can’t believe someone would get that bored to talk about it in a scense that they want to pass it on to another person. What a idiot. Weather you being sarcastic or you just don’t want to let the world that your a freaking moron, lol that’s funny. Give it up fool. Oh yea I tried to kick myself in the ass to, just for the Hell of it, and it was kinda hard to do, but maybe you would like to come over and do it for me, or we can take turns doing it. Anyways have a wonderful day, and let’s hope somebody will email you again about riches and wealth, or maybe eternal life.

        • Chill, buddy. You’re making a big deal over nothing. It’s a silly post about a scam (that I am fully aware of). Sorry you didn’t find it funny. Sorry I am a dumb ass. Sorry for wasting your time. I’ll be sure to contact you before I post anything more. 

          • josh

            Dam rite. Lol.

      • josh

        Well I went to the mirror and asked myself, and guess what the reply was? The person on the other side said, hey Josh, good morning how are we doing today, do you remember that stupid person that took the time out of their worthless life to post about the poor old lady that was going to leave them millions of dollars, and I replied with yea what a dumb-ass!!! Can’t believe someone would get that bored to talk about it in a scense that they want to pass it on to another person. What a idiot. Weather you being sarcastic or you just don’t want to let the world that your a freaking moron, lol that’s funny. Give it up fool. Oh yea I tried to kick myself in the ass to, just for the Hell of it, and it was kinda hard to do, but maybe you would like to come over and do it for me, or we can take turns doing it. Anyways have a wonderful day, and let’s hope somebody will email you again about riches and wealth, or maybe eternal life.

  • Thomas59

    I got the exact same letter

    • The same letter!? Now I don’t know if the letter is true or not. Something very fishy about they whole thing.