When the news broke about Hostess closing down shop for good, people went nuts. They completely lost it and took that event as the end of the world. Will the world end because Hostess is gone and you can no longer enjoy the sweet, sugary goodness of the Twinkie? No. I already explained that it will be zombies. Just because you can’t get a Twinkie anymore doesn’t mean the world is going to end. It’ll be devastating to the survivors in the zombie apocalypse but it won’t destroy the world. Besides, I bet you are overreacting to the whole thing. I bet you are just jumping on the band wagon because other people are treating this like it’s something life threatening. I bet you don’t even care about Hostess.
Calm down. It’s a f**king Twinkie. You’ll be fine.
Are you one of those people who rushed out to the store and stocked up on Twinkies and other Hostess goodies? When was the last time you ate a Twinkie? Let me know what your thoughts are about the Twinkie Tribulation of 2012.
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