I am just knocking these out. I should have kept up with them in a more timely manner but I slacked on it. Let’s jump right into the facts and be amazed at everything I ate during the month of November. From Thanksgiving dinner to the leftover Halloween candy.

Donuts:

In the month of October, I had a total of 12 donuts. While I do love a nice donut in the morning, I only had 10. Only two less than the previous month. Donuts and cookies are my crack. I do love a good donut in the morning.

• 5 of these donuts were my all time favorite, Maple Cinnamon Rolls.
• The last 5 were long johns.
  • 3 were maple Long Johns.
    • 2 were from Quiktrip.
    • 1 was from work.
  • 2 were chocolate long johns from work.

Muffins:

I only care for one muffin. That’s blueberry. This month I had,

• 5 Blueberry Muffins.

Cookies:

Still the one thing I always find myself munching on. I prefer peanut butter cookies and oatmeal raisin but if I see a cookie, I’ll eat it. This month I had 21 cookies. A few more than October. Like I said, I like cookies.

• 2 were Oatmeal Raisin Cookies.
• 3 were M&M Cookies.
• 4 were Peanut Butter Cookies.
• 12 were Chocolate Chip Cookies.
  • 9 were at work.
  • 3 were ate at my friends house.

Halloween Candy:

Since I really had no kids come by knocking on my door for candy, I was stuck with a bowl full of goodies all to myself. I always make sure when I buy candy for Halloween, it’s candy I’ll eat. If I am getting stuck with it, I want to be sure I’ll eat it. Can’t let this stuff go to waste. I had a grand total of 58 pieces of candy. I should see a dentist.

• 11 were Reese’s Pieces.
• 1 was a Butterfinger Crisp.
• 5 Mini Bags of Whoppers.
• 2 Mini Packages of Starbursts.
• 1 Mini Box of Milk Duds.
• 11 Bite Size Baby Ruth.
• 16 Reese’s Peanut Butter Cups.
• 11 Mini Reese’s Mini Fast Breaks.

Other Random Goodies:

This will conclude the sweet treats I ate throughout the month. The remaining treats totaled 9 random goodies.

• 1 Cinnamon Biscuit.
• 2 Blueberry Breakfast Loaves.
• 1 Ultimate Breakfast Bar (it taste like cinnamon.)
• 1 Chocolate Chip Granola Bar.
• 1 Piece of Monkey Bread.
• 2 Blueberry Cream Cakes (no idea what this is or how I got my hands on it…)
• 1 Peanut Butter Breakfast Chew (again…no idea.)

Dining Out:

I have been trying this month to go out so much and eat fast food. I actually try to cook at home. When I say this month, I am referring to December. You’ll see that I made no attempt at cooking at home. I said it once and I will say it again. I cook all day at work. I don’t want to go home and cook again. You think porn stars go home after a long day at work and want to jump in the sack? I don’t think so.

• 3 Trips to Popeye’s Chicken -3 Piece Dinners (7 thighs, 2 legs)
  • 3 sides of mashed potatoes and gravy.
  • 3 biscuits.
• 1 Cold Cut Combo
  • 1 bag of Sun Dried Tomato and Monterey Jack Sun Chips.
• 4 Chipotle Burritos (rice, chicken, corn, lettuce & sour cream)
• 5 Double Quarter Pounder With Cheese
• 3 Twenty Piece Chicken Nuggets (6 BBQ Sauces, 6 Sweet & Sour Sauces)
• 1 Ten Piece Chicken Nugget (1 BBQ Sauce, 1 Sweet & Sour Sauce)
• 1 Double Whopper With Cheese
  • 1 side of onion rings.
• 1 Philly Time Deluxe Phillysteak Sandwich
• 1 Trip to Ming Garden
  • order of General Chicken and Steamed Rice.
• 1 Sonic Breakfast Burrito.
• 1 plate of 54th Street Bar & Grill Chips and Salsa.
• 3 Trips To Bob Evans for the Farmer’s Choice.
  • 6 eggs over easy.
  • 9 pieces of bacon.
  • 6 pancakes with syrup.
  • 3 orders of white toast.
• 4 Slices of Northern Lights  Pepperoni Pizza.
• 16 Pieces of Papa Johns Pineapple & Canadian Bacon Pizza.
  • 9 slices were hot, 7 slices were nuked in the microwave.
  • 1 boneless Hot Wing (it sucked. tossed the rest.)

Eating At Home:

Here is a list of things I actually ‘cooked’ at home. Not really cooking. It is more just me throwing something together quick cause I don’t want to eat fast food every night. God, looking at this list. I really need to eat better. I hate to see what my insides look like.

• 6 Peanut Butter & Jelly Sandwiches.
• 1 Rotisserie Chicken.
  • 1 side of mashed potatoes with beef gravy.
• 1 Turkey and Cheese Sandwich on White Bread.
• 8 Beef Hot Dogs.
• 1 Plate of Spaghetti & Meat Sauce.
  • 2 slices of white bread.
• 26 Valerian Root Pills.
  

Thanksgiving Dinner:

I was lucky enough to have two dinners. I usually stuffed myself silly during this holiday. I’ll break it down better what my mother prepared (11/25) and what my sister prepared (11/26)

11/25

• 2 plates of:
  • Ham with ketchup (yep. I’m white trash.)
  • Creamed Corn.
  • Mashed Potatoes With Gravy.
  • Biscuit
  • 1 cherry pie slice.

11/26

• Turkey
• Carrots
• Dressing
• Ham
• Mashed Potatoes and Gravy
• Deviled Eggs
• Ritz Crackers
• Assorted Cubed Cheese
• Rolls.

Eating At Work:

Here is a list of the meals I consumed on break during work.

• 15 slices of Pizza
  • 1 Slice of Cheese Pizza
    
  • 4 Slices of Pineapple and Canadian Bacon Pizza
  • 4 Slices of Pepperoni Pizza
  • 2 Slices of Buffalo Chicken Pizza
  • 4 Slices of Chicken Alfredo Pizza
• 2 BBQ Pulled Pork Sandwiches.
  • 2 sides of macaroni and cheese
  • 2 sides of mashed potatoes and gravy
• 4 Plates of Orange Chicken and General Chicken
  • 4 sides of steamed rice (8 sugars total on rice)
• 4 Orders of Medium Spicy Beef Lo Mein (no vegetables, no oyster sauce)
• 1 3 Piece Smoked Chicken Dinner (2 thighs, 1 leg)
  • side of mashed potatoes and gravy
  • side of baked beans
  • 1 yeast roll
• 1 Breakfast Burrito (ham, green peppers, egg, cheese, salsa, sour cream)
• 1 Sausage, Egg and Cheese Muffin
• 1 Breakfast at Lunch
  • 2 eggs scrambled
  • 2 biscuits and gravy
  • 4 strips of bacon
  • 2 sausage links

Snacking At Work:

I snack. See?

• 4 slices of Oven Roasted Turkey Breast.
• 4 Pieces of Grilled Mediterranean Chicken.
• 1 Smoked Chicken Thigh
• 1 Slice of Turkey Sausage Pizza
• 5 Oven Baked Chicken Strips with BBQ Sauce.
• 1 Beef Little Smokie.
• 4 Pieces of Chicken Fried Steak.
• 1 Bag of Rold Gold Pretzels.
• 1 Taste Test of Home Made BBQ Sauce.

And there you have it! This is the log for the month of November. I am one month away from finishing this project. Keep watching. I am hoping to have it posted right after the stroke of midnight! Happy new year!