I’ve never seen ‘Twilight’ but I am sure it is something like this…

I am not a fan of¬†Twilight. I have no interest in it and I never will. I know there are people out there that just love this movie and will sell their first-born to have just one night with Edward or that Jacob guy who doesn’t own a shirt. I never understood why people flocked to these books and the movies . This isn’t a vampire movie. This isn’t a love story. The story is about a sparkling guy who happens to stalk a girl who has only one facial expression. I have never seen these movies and I have never read the books they are based off of. Reading them or watching, I’d be wasting my time. I don’t know what they are about. I don’t have a desire to know what they are about. But I am going to give it a shot. I am going to try my best to explain to people what I think the books are about. If I am wrong, sorry. But I feel that my interpretation of the books that I will never read will be pretty spot on. But if they aren’t, oh well. I still won’t read this garbage. I have better things to do.

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