Cake and Zombies

I had another dream the other night. I shouldn’t really make it sound like I don’t dream every night. I do. I dream all the time but some dreams fade away from my memory before I wake up and have time to write it down. At least I had time to write this one down first thing in the morning. I woke up and as I was driving to work, I recorded what I could recall about the dream. Looking at the title of this post, I am sure you know exactly what it is about. It’s a reoccurring theme in my dreams but this time, the zombies were overshadowed by something else. Read on to hear what that thing is.

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I was at work. I was just coming out of the cooler when I watched an employee come racing into my department. She is carrying a cake as she rushes around the corner. She puts her lips together and hushes me.

Don’t let her know I am here. It’s supposed to be a surprise.

She was having a surprise party for someone. I don’t know who she is referring to but I do have some idea of who the cake is for. It is for another lady at work. In fact, I know it’s for her but the cake isn’t important. This surprise party is foolish and I am not concerned about that person, the cake, the party, or the fact that I was hushed when all I have is one major issue to deal with. I have something else on my mind. I am too preoccupied with the arrival of zombies. I know the zombies are outside and they are wanting to get in. I watch her mess with the cake, cutting pieces and laying out plates and silverware for everyone. I see something out of the corner of my eye. It’s blue and heading my way really fast.

There is a small boy in the store. He is dressed in a blue hoodie. This little red-headed boy is running from what I assume is a zombie. But I am wrong. He isn’t being chased by a zombie. He is being chased by another creature of the night. A creature that overshadowed the zombies. The ginger is being chased by a ferocious, snarly werewolf.

Yes, a werewolf is inside the store and he’s after the boy. The boy runs and eventually he winds up on the roof of the store. The boy is standing in what looked like an open grave. The grave wasn’t made of dirt or sand. It was stone, possibly cement. The boy hides in the grave but what he doesn’t know is behind him is the werewolf. The creature bites into the boy and as it munches down on the boy’s shoulder, the werewolf morphs into its human self. It’s not a man but a woman. The woman sort of looked like Laurie Holden’s character, Andrea from the television show The Walking Dead. She rips off the boy’s head and tosses it across the ground. At the same time, her head is ripped off too. A camera pans up to show a decayed zombie looming over her.

The zombie was grayish. The face was gone but I can still see it. It is hard to explain how the zombie looked. It was horrific though. I would have high tailed it out of there if that thing was after me. I did run though. I was back inside the building and still in my department. The zombies were closing in and I knew that the zombie on the roof was now inside the store and he was about to get me and the other people inside. I ran at lightning fast speed. I leap in the air and land perfectly on a shelf. I am leaping from aisle to aisle, to avoid being bitten by the zombie and face a life of being undead.

/dream.

As always, I am going to pick up some key points from the dream and see if the dream means anything. You’re welcome to share your thoughts about it. Let’s check out some of the things that stood out to me in the dream.

  • cake
  • red-headed boy
  • blue hoodie
  • zombie
  • werewolf
  • grave
  • decapitation
  • leaping/jumping

Cake: To see a cake in your dream indicates that you need to learn to share and allocate your workload instead of trying to do everything yourself. Cakes also symbolize selfishness or the feeling of not getting your fair share. More positively, the dream may represent your accomplishments and achievements. Consider also the metaphor a “piece of cake” or some situation that is easy.

Red Head/Ginger: (I am using the spice ginger for this): To see ginger in your dream indicates security about comfort in your life. However, you need to add a little more excitement and variety to your life. Since the ginger/redhead is a boy, I looked up and this is what boy means according to dreammoods.com. Boy says, If you are an adult male and dream that you see or are a boy, then it suggests your playful, innocent, childlike nature. Alternatively, it can symbolize the immature aspects of yourself that still need to grow. Your inner child may be trying to draw your attention to parts of yourself that you need to recognize and acknowledge. 

Blue: Blue represents truth, wisdom, heaven, eternity, devotion, tranquility, loyalty and openness. Perhaps you are expressing a desire to get away. The presence of this color in your dream, may symbolize your spiritual guide and your optimism of the future. You have clarity of mind. Alternatively, the color blue may also be a metaphor for “being blue” and feeling sad. Hoodie (coat):To see or wear a coat in your dream symbolizes your protectiveness and defensive persona. You may be isolating yourself.

Zombie: …a zombie means that you are feeling dead inside. You are just going through the motions of daily living.

Werewolf: To see a werewolf in your dream indicates that something in your life is not what it seems. It is symbolic of fear, repressed anger, and uncontrollable violence.

Grave: To dream that you are at a grave indicates that you need to delve into your own subconscious in search of an issue that you thought had been put to rest. You need to stand up for yourself for no one else can do it for you. Alternatively, it represents something is about to be completed in your life. You are leaving behind the old and making a new start. The dream may also be a pun on feeling grave or concerns about a serious or sad situation.

Decapitation: To dream that you are decapitated indicates that you are not thinking clearly and are refusing to see the truth. You need to confront the situation or the person despite the pain and discomfort you might feel in doing so. The dream also suggests that you have the tendency to act before you think. Or, if I went with ‘beheaded’ it means, To dream that you or someone else is being beheaded signifies poor judgment or a bad decision that you have made and regretted.

Leaping/Jumping: To dream that you are leaping over an object indicates that you will eventually achieve your desires and goals after some effort and struggle. Alternatively, the dream may be a metaphor for “taking a leap” or taking a chance on a new relationship or situation. Try to step outside your comfort zone. Consider also the phrase “leap of faith”. Or to jump, To dream that you are jumping indicates that you need to take a risk and go for it. You will overcome your obstacles and find progress toward your goals. Consider the metaphors “jumping for joy” to mean thrill and excitement or “jumping the gun” to mean impatience or impulsiveness. The way you feel in the dream will provide additional significance and meaning to your dream.

 

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Titanic Being ReReleased

James Cameron isn’t too happy with the results of the 3D version of his epic movie, Titanic. I checked out his twitter account to see if there was any news about his failed attempt at bringing Titanic back a newer generation. After reading reviews about how the movie didn’t live up to its first release, James took it not as a slap in the face but as a challenge. Be sure to open up you calendar on April 10th, 2013. James Cameron is rereleasing Titanic for a third time. This time he promises it won’t disappoint.

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The kids today don’t care much for the movie. They don’t see the appeal the movie had like we did when it first came out. Even selling out and making the movie 3D didn’t’ do anything to make the movie any better. Leo still got to bang the girl inside the car and the 3D effects did nothing to make it any more erotic. Even the nude painting scene fell flat. Every guy hoped to see Kate’s tits fly off the screen and gave them the feeling that they were motor boating her. Did it happen? No. What did we get to experience in 3D? Water coming at us and lots of it.

You’d be surprised how many people are angry over that. We wanted motor boating. We wanted tits. Send out some angry tweets and send angry letters. Your voice will be heard. Cameron took notice and let people know that he was sorry and was going to make it up to them. Below is a snapshot from his twitter account I was lucky to grab before he deleted it. Not sure why he did. Maybe it’s because the link he posted is to the below video. Check out the video to his newest attempt at bringing back this movie. Sorry, James. But this ship set sail along time ago. Stop trying to bring it back. Stick it the important things, like traveling to the to lowest spot on Earth. Enjoy the clip. Will you be seeing Titanic: 2013 when it comes out? Let me know via reply!

 

Titanic: 2013

 

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I’m 6.5 Million Dollars Richer!

Everyone is saying that there are no more good people in this world. I beg to differ. I received an email from Mrs. Christabel Williams. She is 62 years old and she is dying. Reading the email brought me to tears. She is someone we all need to strive to be like. The email showed me that there are still generous people in this world. I am going to share you the email she sent me and the large sum of money she is leaving me. Of all the 7 billion people in the world, Christabel thought of me. Why am I so special? What made her pick me? Do I really deserve the money she’s offering me to fulfill her plans of doing God’s work?

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Here is the email she sent me. I received it today, April 12, 2012 at 6:25am.

From: christ_williams@w.cn

Subject: (no subject)

Good Day,

My sincere apology for contacting you through this form, but my circumstances leave me with no other choice. I am prayerfully leaving everything I have to you, hoping that you will respond positively and won’t betray my trust, too. I should introduce myself.

My name is Christabel Williams.. I am dying. I am 62 years old and was diagnosed with cancer about two years ago. I received a message from God to donate what I inherited from my late husband to you for the good work of God, rather than allow my relatives to use my husband’s hard earned funds for ungodly purposes. I will be going in for an operation, and I pray that I survive. I have decided to will the sum of $6,500,000 to you for the good work of the lord, children in need, the poor and to help the homeless. Presently, I have informed my doctor of my decision to will these funds to you. My doctor is Dr. Daniel Hamilton. Contact him through his email (dr.daniel_hamilton01@y7mail.com) if you are interested in carrying out this task, so that he may arrange for and tell you how the funds will be released to you. He and my lawyer will help you get the money. The total amount will be released to you. I know I have never met you, but my heart tells me to do this for you, and I hope you are sincere. Please contact my doctor immediately. Please note that I can not read emails or answer phone calls, at this time.
You can get any information you need from my doctor.

He will report to me and answer in my stead.

God bless,
Mrs. Christabel Williams

Wow! Christabel is leaving me $6.5 million dollars! I need to catch my breath. I need to take this all in and compose myself. I will be able to help so many people with that amount of money. I can feed the poor, clothes the naked, and heal the sick. Would it be wrong for me to sneak a little of that money for myself? You think the poor, naked, or sick will notice a million dollars missing from the God account? I am poor…ish. I can use some money. I promise to only pocket a million. After that, the rest goes to serving what God intended. I will not fail Christabel.

She received a message from God and he spoke of me. I thought God and I didn’t see eye to eye. Am I being tested as well? Is God handing me this multi-million dollar check to see what I’ll do with? Crap. I don’t like test. Maybe I better just let her know I don’t want it. I should contact her doctor and tell, Doctor, Hamilton that he needs her to tell God to draw another name from the fishbowl of heaven. Don’t put this kind off pressure on me. I can barely decide on what I want to eat for dinner and he’s putting me in charge of a 6.5 million dollar ‘fix the world’ benefit?

If you think you are a better candidate than me to handle the 6.5 million dollars, then leave a reply to this post telling me why it should go to you. But if leaving that information is too much for you, then contact Dr. Hamilton and let him know that you are taking over and I am out of the running.

Go feed the hungry. Heal the sick. Put some clothes on the naked people. But if helping people isn’t your things, then pocket the money and piss off God. Enjoy the 6.5 million now but know that a ticket to Hell cost the same amount. So decide. Serve God or burn in Hell.

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Facebook purchases the Internet for 3 billion dollars

After the news broke about Facebook buying Instagram for 1 billion dollars, social media went crazy. Most folks are not happy about the deal and vow to cancel and delete their instagram account before Facebook turns it into a mess like they did with Timeline. Mark Zuckerberg is quoted as saying after the billion dollar purchase,

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This is an important milestone for Facebook because it’s the first time we’ve ever acquired a product and company with so many users.

The purchase of Instagram was the first major news of the day before Facebook dropped even bigger news shortly after. The purchase of Instagram is a big deal for Facebook. It will add a total of 30 million users to their social network. Some of which are not current users of the already, successful social networking site Facebook finished off the news conference with the news that wasn’t expected. Today marks the day that Facebook will change everything about social networking on how everyone uses the internet. Zuckerberg announced the purchase of the internet for a hefty 3 billion dollars.

Our purchase of Instagram was only the beginning. We purchased the internet in hopes to bring the entire world wide web together. The future of social networking started with us and we have many great ideas planned within the next few years.

All of twitter was up in arms after Mark dropped the news about buying the internet. One user humorously exclaimed,

If they keep porn sites, I am sure people will go back to ‘poking’.

Facebook has kept quiet about what they have planned for the future but did mention a few ideas. They plan on going the same route Google did with web history, only making timeline a viewable history of sites viewed, purchases, and emails read. In short, your personal web browsing will be seen by whoever your friends with.

Friending will be a thing of the past. Everyone will be connected. Mark went on to discuss this ideas as,

It’s a six degree of separation thing. Just cause you didn’t add me as a friend, doesn’t mean I can’t see what you posted. If anyone on your list is friends with someone, that eventually connects to me, we’ll instantly becomes friends. You’ll be given access to everything about them. Birth records, dental history, credit card information. It’s a new world. If you’re gonna spend 3 billion dollars, you’re gonna expect a few hiccups and some great features! These features are just the beginning. We plan on unveiling more and more as year goes on.

Facebook did say they will keep Google+ open for a few months before purging it with Myspace, Friendster, and Evite. Facebook is the leader of social networking, while Google+ struggles to gain members but is said to be confusing, difficult to manage, and not as user friendly as the commercials make it out to be. Google didn’t comment on the major purchase but did speak little about the deal on their blog. They stated that,

Facebook is becoming big brother. It may be 2012 but with Facebook, every year after this will be 1984.

Google was rumored to be in the running to buy the internet for 2 billion. The bowed out after word broke that Facebook was offering more. With the purchase of the internet, there is no word on what Google will do after they become a subsidiary of Facebook. The purchase of the internet by Facebook is the biggest buyout seen by any company. Once the deal is complete, this will put Facebook as the leading company and put their worth at nearly 40 trillion dollars. The deal is said to finalize before the end of May. Mark Zuckerberg declined further comments on all of what they have planned but was clear that,

before June everyone must have a Facebook account.

He jokingly snarked before exiting off the stage,

or else.

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Kim Kardashian & The Blister-Faced Baby

It’s that time again for another one of my famous dreams. None of the dreams I have posted on here are made up. They are all real. Not real, real but real in the sense that I actually dreamt them up. I had this dream last night. I entered it in my phone at 3:47am. I immediately wrote it down. I almost passed on doing so but I knew if I did that, I would have forgotten the dream and all would have been lost. I hope you like this dream. It’s just as eff’ed up as  the others. Click any of the following links (here, here, here, or here) to read the other dreams I’ve had. Or you can click ‘continue reading’ to read my newest dream. Enjoy!

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I was in a bedroom. The floor was wooden. My bed was next to me but I sat on the floor playing with a newborn baby. The baby had blond hair that was thin and very stringy. You can almost say it was doll-like by the way it looked and felt. I treated the baby much like someone tossing a baseball from one hand to the other. Tossing the baby from hand to hand and tossing it up in the air led to a disaster. At some point the baby fell on the floor. It didn’t cry. I picked up the baby and turning it to face me, I saw the baby had no face left. It was gone. The face was erased and resembled like a popped blister. It was wet, the skin was clear colored, and it dangled loosely as I shook the baby to see if I could get some reaction.

The TV was on in the background. I don’t know if it was on for white noise or if I was actually watching something on it. It may have been a talk show that was playing but I can’t be sure. I know that Kim Kardashian was on the show and she was in tears. She was crying over her missing baby. I knew then that the baby I was in possession of was not mine but it belonged to the weeping woman on the television. I called her. (I have connections. I have her number. Be jealous.) She didn’t answer. I was getting worried that I may have seriously hurt the baby but after the baby let out a tiny, ‘coo’, I knew I and the baby were both fine. I was not in trouble for murdering a baby and she wouldn’t need to bury her child. My phone rings. It’s Kim. She’s calling me now.

 

Did the baby die!?

I don’t know why she asked me that or how she came to the idea that I had the baby. I mean, I do have the baby but how did she know that? I console Kim letting her know the baby is fine but never really make it known that I have the baby.

You’re baby is beautiful, Kim. She’s perfect no matter what.

Kim asks me,

What do you mean by, ‘she’s beautiful’? How do you know that!?

I had no answer and the phone call is over without any real reason. I walked out of my room and head to the basement to start some laundry. I take the baby and place it in the dryer as a safety precaution. (you know how the dryer has those pieces that stick out from the drum? I rested the baby on that) My mother walks down the stairs with my brother’s dog, Kemo. My mom sees the baby and freaks out.

You need to give that baby back!

She is right. I need to give it back. I nod and say, “I know, mom. I will.” My mother pauses and then asks,

Whose baby is it?

I tell her it belongs to Kim Kardashian. My mom, obviously not a fan of that lady, shrugs her shoulders and replies,

Oh, nevermind then. You keep it.

In the far corner of the same room, my sister and Dorthy (a sexy, past employee) are fighting over the last eggroll. Not sure where it came from but there is a giant barrel of fried rice near them.

The dream goes dark and I see the outside of a plane. The camera pans inside of it. I see the buttons, lights, and dials of the controls of the cockpit. I don’t see the pilot but I do see a soccer ball resting in the co-pilots chair. Music plays but don’t recall what. The camera cuts away to the man driving the plane. It’s Jim Carey. He is dressed as Lloyd from, Dumb & Dumber. He screams and makes the worlds most annoying sound. The title, Dumb  & Dumber 2 pops on the screen.

/dream.

*I want to make this known that the below part is still undetermined. I don’t know if I was dreaming still or was awake and heard something supernatural. My eyes were open and I was repositioning myself to fall back to sleep. I rolled over and something very loud and something I couldn’t make out what was said, was screamed into my ear. It was a woman’s voice and that’s all I know. No clue what she said. It freaked me out and I was startled. Was I startled awake from a dream or did I make contact with something not of this plane? You tell me.

So that was the dream last night. I will select the top items that stood out from the dream and with the help from, Dreammoods.com, I’ll see if the dream means anything.

  • blister
  • baby
  • doll-like
  • plane
  • cockpit
  • soccer ball
  • dryer
  • eggroll, fried rice
  • family pet (deceased)
  • whispering in ear

Blister: To dream that you have a blister indicates that some minor annoyance or problem is draining your energy and time. If the blister is on your face, then it indicates issues related to your identity, self-image, and self-identity.

Baby: To see a baby in your dream signifies innocence, warmth and new beginnings. Babies symbolize something in your own inner nature that is pure, vulnerable, helpless and/or uncorrupted. If you find a baby in your dream, then it suggests that you have acknowledged your hidden potential.

*Doll-like (I couldn’t find anything similar to the baby’s hair looking like a doll’s hair. I did search for doll and this is what came up.) To dream that you are playing with a doll represents a lack of communication between your conscious and unconscious mind. The dream also indicates an immature attitude towards the opposite sex.

Airplane: To see an airplane in your dream indicates that you will overcome your obstacles and rise to a new level of prominence and status. 

Cockpit: To dream that you are in a cockpit of a plane suggests that you need to take a leadership role and show that you are in control of the situation. You need to prove yourself.

Soccer Ball: (I had to go to another site to get a meaning behind this. I visited, experience project for the meaning behind it) To dream of soccer ball means an imbalanced thought. There is an issue you are unsure of, on the fence about, or struggling to overcome. The black and white colors of the soccer ball symbolizes duality, or the good and bad of any given situation that you are struggling with.

Dryer: To dream that you are using a dryer suggests that you need to start dealing with your emotions. The dream may also signify a dry idea that fails to bring any excitement and thrill.

Eggroll/Fried Rice: To see grains of rice in your dream symbolize success, prosperity, luck, fertility and warm friendships.

Family Pet: To dream of a dead pet suggests that something that you had thought was left in the past is coming back to haunt you. Similarly to seeing your childhood home, a past pet serves the same function as trying to bring you back into that particular time period. A situation in your waking life may parallel a situation from your past and the dream is providing a means of resolving it.

Whispering In Ear: To dream that someone is whispering in your ear suggests that you need to pay closer attention to something or listen to someone more carefully. Alternatively, it represents your insecurities and anxieties that people are talking about your behind your back.

There you go. That’s what the key items in my dream means. Go ahead and leave a comment on what you think this dream could mean. I’ve said it before and I will say it again. I don’t think of dreams as a way to explore my feelings are that they serve some purpose to my unconscious mind. They are random things that are bouncing around in my head and they just come together as a I sleep.

 

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