The end of days is coming close. Our planet and the people on it have no idea what will happen on 12/21/2012. There are theories bouncing around the internet, in books and on television. Some of them are crazy (like aliens or Planet X) and some are actually plausible, like zombies. I firmly believe it will be zombies that will end the world but I might be wrong. I hate to even suggest that I am flawed and even the slightest ideas of me being wrong is laughable. Really! I mean, come on! Me being wrong is as mind-blowing as a woman without cooking skills. The zombie idea is legit. It’s scientifically possible. But still, there is that very slim chance that the dead will not rise and bring this world to a zombie-apocalyptic end. There are many possibilities as to how and when the world will finally reach the status of a dead parrot that ceases to be. The Mayan calendar ends on 12/21 of this year. That day is approaching fast and with only 23 days left before we kiss it all good-bye, you should ask yourself one thing. Do I make a difference? Over the next four days I will discuss four different scenarios that I believe are the four top ways humanity will end. Today’s entry will be about the man the people of the United States elected as the ruler of this country. When the 11th hour hits, will Obama be the one responsible for the end of the world?
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this is when the world will end…
The first scenario I will discuss will be about Obama being the Anti-Christ. The funny thing about this is that I am not the only person who believes this. There are lots of people who think this is true. Don’t believe me? Look,
here. (even though this is a sister site of the crazy people from the WBC)
I had my theory of who the Anti-Christ was but I wrong about that. (Don’t tell people that I wrong.) So you see, I am not the only one with this crazy idea that the man people put back in the White House is none other than, the Anti-Christ. It is only a matter of time before he reveals himself as the Anti-Christ and all those that voted for him will cry and wish that they weren’t persuaded by his wicked tongue. I will not lie. I was fooled by the glamour and the wonder of Superstar Barrack Obama. The smoke and the mirrors tricked me into thinking that he is this great savior that will bring the world out of turmoil and put us on a path of righteousness and world peace.
I want to send my congratulations to the people who voted Obama and his right-hand man with the Cheshire grin into office. These two wicked men will bring the world to its knees. Those who didn’t vote will be spared at first but still will face a hellish death when the demoncrats use us as pawns in the anti-climatic battle between good and evil.
His sharp tongue and cool and calm demeanor can and will fool anyone. He’s in the White House again. He did it once and now with the 12/21 date nearing, his rule as POTUS is coming to an end. He’ll swindle his way into the hearts of all nations and coax them into a New World Order. Obama will become ruler of all nations and then, when the planets line up and the final minute ticks by, he will take off his mask and then we will see the beast we elected into office. Good job, people! America put the Anti-Christ into office all because he offered change and failed promises of moving forward. Twenty-three days from today, we’ll be watching the world burn. We’ll watch Hell open up and the demons and the damned souls will bring Hell on Earth. This is all because you thought Obama was a swell guy and didn’t want a gun-tootin’ Canadian as your Vice President. Still think a pig in lipstick is a silly thing?
I honestly do not know what will happen when Armageddon takes place. I don’t know how many days or months it will take to effectively eradicate the wicked souls of humanity. When will the gates to Hell open and when will God swoop down to maybe lend a hand in this battle between good and evil? Not sure. Hopefully God will act fast and dilly dally around. I know there will be a huge battle behind the angels and demons. I know Obama will be sitting in his throne made from the remains of the damned. He’ll stoke his beard and with that smug look on his face, he’ll laugh as the Obamanites lose hope and fall into a fiery pit of repetitive torture. This isn’t rainbows and sunshine. I know we all wanted something better to come along but look, we eff’ed up. We elected the Anti-Christ as the president. We thought that it would be better for us. We thought that he would bring change and make it rain on us. But we won’t see that. There will be no change. We’ll never get to scream out, “dolla dolla bill y’all!” We’ll be screaming but not for money or happiness. We’ll be screaming as the demons from Hell pull on our skin, peeling it off like it’s wallpaper. Don’t cry now because you voted for the Anti-Christ. You brought this pain upon yourself. Don’t complain that you put this evil beast into power again. Cry because the pain you’re feeling now will least forever and ever.
Andre Linoge – Hell is REPETITION.
The 21st day of December will happen before you know it. I suggest you start repenting for your sins and ask God for some forgiveness. I am not a religious man but I hear he is very forgiving. If you’re Catholic all you need is a few Hail Mary’s and maybe a Our Father. Say those and then you’re saved. As for the other religions that I don’t bother to learn about or understand, you might be damned to suffer like the majority of people when Hell boils to the surface. I want to send my congratulations to the people who voted for Obama and his right-hand man with the Cheshire grin into office. These two wicked men will bring the world to its knees. Those who didn’t vote will be spared at first but still will face a hellish death when the demoncrats use us as pawns in the anti-climatic battle between good and evil.
Is this how you want the world to end? Let’s hope not. Let’s hope that Obama isn’t the Anti-Christ. Let’s pray that he is just a smooth talking, jive turkey with a gift for gab. I know plenty of people voted for him. I mean, he is the President again. We’re damned if he is the Anti-Christ and we’re damned if he isn’t. This is not a definitive end to all humankind. I have three other theories as to how the world will end and will leave us without ever knowing who is Ted’s wife. Tomorrow I will discuss, “an asteroid” as the end of all mankind.