Kim Kardashian & The Blister-Faced Baby

It’s that time again for another one of my famous dreams. None of the dreams I have posted on here are made up. They are all real. Not real, real but real in the sense that I actually dreamt them up. I had this dream last night. I entered it in my phone at 3:47am. I immediately wrote it down. I almost passed on doing so but I knew if I did that, I would have forgotten the dream and all would have been lost. I hope you like this dream. It’s just as eff’ed up as  the others. Click any of the following links (here, here, here, or here) to read the other dreams I’ve had. Or you can click ‘continue reading’ to read my newest dream. Enjoy!

I was in a bedroom. The floor was wooden. My bed was next to me but I sat on the floor playing with a newborn baby. The baby had blond hair that was thin and very stringy. You can almost say it was doll-like by the way it looked and felt. I treated the baby much like someone tossing a baseball from one hand to the other. Tossing the baby from hand to hand and tossing it up in the air led to a disaster. At some point the baby fell on the floor. It didn’t cry. I picked up the baby and turning it to face me, I saw the baby had no face left. It was gone. The face was erased and resembled like a popped blister. It was wet, the skin was clear colored, and it dangled loosely as I shook the baby to see if I could get some reaction.

The TV was on in the background. I don’t know if it was on for white noise or if I was actually watching something on it. It may have been a talk show that was playing but I can’t be sure. I know that Kim Kardashian was on the show and she was in tears. She was crying over her missing baby. I knew then that the baby I was in possession of was not mine but it belonged to the weeping woman on the television. I called her. (I have connections. I have her number. Be jealous.) She didn’t answer. I was getting worried that I may have seriously hurt the baby but after the baby let out a tiny, ‘coo’, I knew I and the baby were both fine. I was not in trouble for murdering a baby and she wouldn’t need to bury her child. My phone rings. It’s Kim. She’s calling me now.


Did the baby die!?

I don’t know why she asked me that or how she came to the idea that I had the baby. I mean, I do have the baby but how did she know that? I console Kim letting her know the baby is fine but never really make it known that I have the baby.

You’re baby is beautiful, Kim. She’s perfect no matter what.

Kim asks me,

What do you mean by, ‘she’s beautiful’? How do you know that!?

I had no answer and the phone call is over without any real reason. I walked out of my room and head to the basement to start some laundry. I take the baby and place it in the dryer as a safety precaution. (you know how the dryer has those pieces that stick out from the drum? I rested the baby on that) My mother walks down the stairs with my brother’s dog, Kemo. My mom sees the baby and freaks out.

You need to give that baby back!

She is right. I need to give it back. I nod and say, “I know, mom. I will.” My mother pauses and then asks,

Whose baby is it?

I tell her it belongs to Kim Kardashian. My mom, obviously not a fan of that lady, shrugs her shoulders and replies,

Oh, nevermind then. You keep it.

In the far corner of the same room, my sister and Dorthy (a sexy, past employee) are fighting over the last eggroll. Not sure where it came from but there is a giant barrel of fried rice near them.

The dream goes dark and I see the outside of a plane. The camera pans inside of it. I see the buttons, lights, and dials of the controls of the cockpit. I don’t see the pilot but I do see a soccer ball resting in the co-pilots chair. Music plays but don’t recall what. The camera cuts away to the man driving the plane. It’s Jim Carey. He is dressed as Lloyd from, Dumb & Dumber. He screams and makes the worlds most annoying sound. The title, Dumb  & Dumber 2 pops on the screen.


*I want to make this known that the below part is still undetermined. I don’t know if I was dreaming still or was awake and heard something supernatural. My eyes were open and I was repositioning myself to fall back to sleep. I rolled over and something very loud and something I couldn’t make out what was said, was screamed into my ear. It was a woman’s voice and that’s all I know. No clue what she said. It freaked me out and I was startled. Was I startled awake from a dream or did I make contact with something not of this plane? You tell me.

So that was the dream last night. I will select the top items that stood out from the dream and with the help from,, I’ll see if the dream means anything.

  • blister
  • baby
  • doll-like
  • plane
  • cockpit
  • soccer ball
  • dryer
  • eggroll, fried rice
  • family pet (deceased)
  • whispering in ear

Blister: To dream that you have a blister indicates that some minor annoyance or problem is draining your energy and time. If the blister is on your face, then it indicates issues related to your identity, self-image, and self-identity.

Baby: To see a baby in your dream signifies innocence, warmth and new beginnings. Babies symbolize something in your own inner nature that is pure, vulnerable, helpless and/or uncorrupted. If you find a baby in your dream, then it suggests that you have acknowledged your hidden potential.

*Doll-like (I couldn’t find anything similar to the baby’s hair looking like a doll’s hair. I did search for doll and this is what came up.) To dream that you are playing with a doll represents a lack of communication between your conscious and unconscious mind. The dream also indicates an immature attitude towards the opposite sex.

Airplane: To see an airplane in your dream indicates that you will overcome your obstacles and rise to a new level of prominence and status. 

Cockpit: To dream that you are in a cockpit of a plane suggests that you need to take a leadership role and show that you are in control of the situation. You need to prove yourself.

Soccer Ball: (I had to go to another site to get a meaning behind this. I visited, experience project for the meaning behind it) To dream of soccer ball means an imbalanced thought. There is an issue you are unsure of, on the fence about, or struggling to overcome. The black and white colors of the soccer ball symbolizes duality, or the good and bad of any given situation that you are struggling with.

Dryer: To dream that you are using a dryer suggests that you need to start dealing with your emotions. The dream may also signify a dry idea that fails to bring any excitement and thrill.

Eggroll/Fried Rice: To see grains of rice in your dream symbolize success, prosperity, luck, fertility and warm friendships.

Family Pet: To dream of a dead pet suggests that something that you had thought was left in the past is coming back to haunt you. Similarly to seeing your childhood home, a past pet serves the same function as trying to bring you back into that particular time period. A situation in your waking life may parallel a situation from your past and the dream is providing a means of resolving it.

Whispering In Ear: To dream that someone is whispering in your ear suggests that you need to pay closer attention to something or listen to someone more carefully. Alternatively, it represents your insecurities and anxieties that people are talking about your behind your back.

There you go. That’s what the key items in my dream means. Go ahead and leave a comment on what you think this dream could mean. I’ve said it before and I will say it again. I don’t think of dreams as a way to explore my feelings are that they serve some purpose to my unconscious mind. They are random things that are bouncing around in my head and they just come together as a I sleep.


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