My New Pet.

I have not had a pet since I lived at my mom’s house. That’s well over 16 years ago. I had pets growing up. We had dogs growing up. I had a bird. I have had gerbils, guinea pigs, hamsters, and rats. We had a family cat but myself, I have never had a cat all my own. I don’t have a reason why I never had a pet growing up while I lived alone. I could have had a pet. I just never got on. One of my all roommates had a dog but I took no part in looking after it or acting like it was mine. I know when some friends from out of state were passing through my town, they came to visit me. They wanted to eat the dog. Thankfully, they didn’t eat the dog and if that had, it would have been hard to explain to my roommate why his dog is nothing but a pile of bloody bones and an empty dog collar. 

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An Anti-Christmas Story

I have become very anti-Christmas over the years. I can explain why now but that will take too long. I will save that for another time. But I wish to share with you a short, short story about Christmas. A story that isn’t about the happiness and the joy of the holidays. This is a story about the dark side of it. Or really, just a story I wanted to write a twist on the holiday people love dearly.

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The Worst Smells Imaginable

There are certain smells that I just do not like. We all find things repulsive. I am not talking about normal things, like rotting food or sewage. I am speaking of the normal things that others find okay and aren’t turned off by them. I want to talk to you about some certain smells that get me ill, things that make me quickly cover my nose and run away like it’s toxic fumes. These are smells that will make me gag and turn my nose to its’ pungent smell. They are just horrible. Maybe you’re okay with them but I am not. I’d rather smell the residue in a gas station bathroom left behind by some frat boy’s ruined anus after a long night of drinking and taco bell than smell the things I am about to list. Wallowing in your farts is bliss compared to the aroma of these following things…

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