With vacation now started, I have to decide what I will do. Vacation means two things. I have plenty of free time to do whatever I want and I also am free from the clutches of a ruthless, terrorist organization determined to rule to word. They can do what they want but they’ll never recruit me. I am my own army.
Being on vacation, I can do what I wish. I don’t have to sleep. I don’t have to shower. I’ll do both though. Those two things are important. This is my first of three weeks vacation. My first will be all about doing nothing. I can take a week off and see North Carolina. Going there involves taking off my shirt and spinning it roundlike a helicopter. I went there before and the plane ride was something well worth the whole trip. That is one of the few vacations I have blogged about. (flight 1, flight 2, flight 3) It seems I like to blog about my vacations and tell the world how exciting they are. I almost died during one vacation. Luckily, I had a friend there to keep me from dying a horrible death. Never even will I put myself through that. This is my vacation. I have a grand total of 9 days off to do whatever I wish. I have 9 days to be lazy and just lay in my bed. Isn’t that what a vacation is all about? To be lazy.